A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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The rest of the world still thinks it's possible in America.
Quote from: odeon on May 03, 2014, 08:55:45 AMThe rest of the world still thinks it's possible in America.That's probably because it is.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Thinking I should get dressed.
Quote from: Jack on May 03, 2014, 10:37:07 AMQuote from: odeon on May 03, 2014, 08:55:45 AMThe rest of the world still thinks it's possible in America.That's probably because it is.Yes, exactly. It's one of those cases of if you say it often enough it's true.
*nod* And it could be far worse, and is some places. However, it's *getting* worse, and the US does have some unique quirks to our dysfunction (as would any country).A part of the cultural issue here is the US's self-propaganda re: the "American Dream," which has elements of working your way up from nothing, having anything be possible, any child being able to grow up and be president, working and/or getting an education and working and then having a family in the 'burbs with a white picket fence. (And other bullshit along those lines.) Many of the baby boomers actually *did* live this, because for awhile, it was to some extent possible. Some of the most central parts of our self-mythology as a country are going up in flames.
Quote from: Jack on May 03, 2014, 10:37:07 AMQuote from: odeon on May 03, 2014, 08:55:45 AMThe rest of the world still thinks it's possible in America.That's probably because it is.Look at who our president is.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 02:54:39 AMQuote from: Jack on May 03, 2014, 10:37:07 AMQuote from: odeon on May 03, 2014, 08:55:45 AMThe rest of the world still thinks it's possible in America.That's probably because it is.Yes, exactly. It's one of those cases of if you say it often enough it's true.Not really sure what that means.
Quote from: Semicolon on May 04, 2014, 12:15:58 AMQuote from: Jack on May 03, 2014, 10:37:07 AMQuote from: odeon on May 03, 2014, 08:55:45 AMThe rest of the world still thinks it's possible in America.That's probably because it is.Look at who our president is.I suppose that means race relations in America are also all OK now, then?
Quote from: Jack on May 04, 2014, 07:36:03 AMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 02:54:39 AMQuote from: Jack on May 03, 2014, 10:37:07 AMQuote from: odeon on May 03, 2014, 08:55:45 AMThe rest of the world still thinks it's possible in America.That's probably because it is.Yes, exactly. It's one of those cases of if you say it often enough it's true.Not really sure what that means.It means that if you believe in it, they will come.
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 10:30:57 AMQuote from: Jack on May 04, 2014, 07:36:03 AMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 02:54:39 AMQuote from: Jack on May 03, 2014, 10:37:07 AMQuote from: odeon on May 03, 2014, 08:55:45 AMThe rest of the world still thinks it's possible in America.That's probably because it is.Yes, exactly. It's one of those cases of if you say it often enough it's true.Not really sure what that means.It means that if you believe in it, they will come. Why wouldn't they want to come? Screw the dream. There's strip clubs and go-cart tracks everywhere.