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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9240 on: December 01, 2016, 12:31:08 PM »
My mum didn't appreciate the gesture. She screamed bloody murder and the cat was back out as quickly as he had arrived.

The mouse was left behind, though.. ;D

  Cats are passive-aggressive.  My former landlady's cat dropped a dead shrew in her cereal bowl.  :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9241 on: December 01, 2016, 02:02:25 PM »
After choking on random people's perfume today...I'm thinking I should start my own fragrance line.

I already have names picked out for the first 3 products in a more realistic take of the top-selling fragrance "Obsession".

1. "Butt-hurt"
2. "Rejection"
3. "Fail"

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9242 on: December 01, 2016, 03:17:22 PM »
Bah. Why settle for Obsession when you can have OCD?  :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9243 on: December 01, 2016, 09:35:27 PM »
I made the mistake of walking into a specialty soap and bath products shop today.

The perfume was like a wall. I walked out again very quickly.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9244 on: December 01, 2016, 09:49:05 PM »
How soon President Ice Queen will visit the Palace?
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9245 on: December 02, 2016, 04:26:32 AM »
Bah. Why settle for Obsession when you can have OCD?  :zoinks:

  OCD is an awesome perfume.  You have to keep opening the box every 10 seconds and
  sniffing it to make sure the fragrance hasn't evaporated.  Keep opening the box.  Keep sniffing.  :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9246 on: December 02, 2016, 05:35:33 AM »
Bah. Why settle for Obsession when you can have OCD?  :zoinks:

  OCD is an awesome perfume.  You have to keep opening the box every 10 seconds and
  sniffing it to make sure the fragrance hasn't evaporated.  Keep opening the box.  Keep sniffing.  :zoinks:


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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9247 on: December 02, 2016, 06:17:03 AM »
  Fingernails are getting to trimmable length (about 1 mm of white showing).  :nerdy:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9248 on: December 02, 2016, 06:48:42 AM »
I am happily drunk. I have run out of booze so I will sober up quick. But right now I will enjoy bopping to some 1970's


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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9249 on: December 02, 2016, 03:53:36 PM »
As am I. Nicely pissed, not so much so as to be incoherent and incoordinated, just a nice heavy buzz going on, which is about as far as I like to go with EtOH. Just had a mug of dark rum. Prince Consort...meh....stupid shopkeeper...I ASKED for Lamb's navy rum, but got prince consort instead, which is inferior to my taste. Big mug, a hair short of the half liter I had left, down in one shot, washed  down with a mouthful or two of coke. Then my old man came to tell me 'whatever it is that you were drying, looks dry'

Meaning dipropionylmorphine for later, might just neck a couple of moggies (nitrazepam, the younger brother of flunitrazepam/roofies) later after I get off the computer and go finish recrystallization of my dipropionylmorphine.

Should make for a good night :D Got plenty good books to read once family guy/american dad finish on TV.

Can't say as my taste in music would tolerate the above, that kind of thing feels like nails down a blackboard, accompanied by a violin with rusty strings, played with a bow strung with the rotting hide of a puff adder.

Listening to these, enjoying my rum (lol, quite coincidentally I happened to get a bottle of rum not long after I ended up having to wear the eye patch....arrrrhh matey..

Swallow the Sun-these lowlands


Novembers Doom-what could have been

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9250 on: December 03, 2016, 03:35:23 AM »
I have a theme from the first season of House of Cards in my head.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9251 on: December 03, 2016, 07:24:40 AM »
Thinking about political, military, and economic global domination.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9252 on: December 03, 2016, 10:13:50 AM »
Thinking about political, military, and economic global domination.

I did that plus sexual domination. Rule Brittainia.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9253 on: December 03, 2016, 12:15:09 PM »
  I was thinking about this mellow song from the early 80s.  8)

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #9254 on: December 03, 2016, 01:33:09 PM »
Thinking about political, military, and economic global domination.

I did that plus sexual domination. Rule Brittainia.
Well, that and architecture.