Its what come s after winter, but before summer and autumn:P
Or alternatively either a bendy coil of metal, or something that theresa may really needs to do after first climbing onto a high bridge just above the railway powerlines whilst there is a train moving in that direction at high speed. I bet she could spring pretty high and far too, if she used the recoil force released upon taking her shoulders out of her upper bowel once they get far enough to allow her head to pop out and catapult her ugly mush onto first power lines and then get her ground into a streak of greasy, falsehood-spewing, foully cunt-flap-cheese-stinking-meatpaste several miles long.
Or natural upwellings of sometimes searing hot water, laden on occasion with toxic gases that stink of rotting eggs (H2S of course) that would be perfect to throw donald trump into, and watch him forced to swim out of the scalding, stinking water whilst it first removes all his skin, then boils him continually giving him deeper and deeper third-degree burns with every moment. Probably die afterwards, slowly and in intense pain. Hopefully at least, but IMO the price of contaminating just a single superheated volcanic spring would be a price worth paying to have the world rid of his ugly orange ass with its additional inbuilt top-mounted dead albino semishaved racoon. And hey, the bacterial colonies in those places are super-extrmophiles, and if anything can evolve to survive THAT sort of noxious contamination, it'll be extromophile microbial life. Those little buggers can adapt to anything, icy cold, poisonous atmospheres, concentrated acid, screaming hard radiation to nearly seven miles of oceanic pressure clustering around the vents which spew heavy metal-laden toxin-impregnated water that because it cannot boil due to the intense pressure, gets hot enough to turn lead to molten metal.
Even some can survive the combination of unshielded solar radiation, deadly cold and hard vacuum of space and yet life. Even some bacteria that have been found not only in the depths of the ocean many miles down, but after drilling core samples, something like a few kilometers further down still in solid bedrock, they found things that live down there, miles down, bacteria that eat solid rock and that are so slow growing that scientists originally thought them possible fossils or dead cells, but instead, because of the environmental conditions being pretty much hellish, divide once every century or so, and sometimes less, keeping in a state of near stasis.
So surely something can evolve to devour the remains of a large heap of obnoxious, oleaginous shitspeaking orange imbecile.
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