A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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im home for the holidays so im back for a little while
yes i was living in the woods. i wasnt the only one there
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: richard on December 17, 2006, 02:16:43 PMyes i was living in the woods. i wasnt the only one there Are you going to tell us about your tent warmer? Is s(he) special? How did you meet?
listen guys my sexuality is a very delicate matter. if you knew i'd have to kill you
Quote from: richard on December 17, 2006, 08:28:59 PMlisten guys my sexuality is a very delicate matter. if you knew i'd have to kill youIt's ok. Everyone goes through a left handed gay Bulgarian midget phase at some point. We understand.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 17, 2006, 08:33:08 PMQuote from: richard on December 17, 2006, 08:28:59 PMlisten guys my sexuality is a very delicate matter. if you knew i'd have to kill youIt's ok. Everyone goes through a left handed gay Bulgarian midget phase at some point. We understand.so when is my phase supposed to end?
Quote from: McJagger on December 17, 2006, 08:48:21 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 17, 2006, 08:33:08 PMQuote from: richard on December 17, 2006, 08:28:59 PMlisten guys my sexuality is a very delicate matter. if you knew i'd have to kill youIt's ok. Everyone goes through a left handed gay Bulgarian midget phase at some point. We understand.so when is my phase supposed to end?It should end when your blind transexual Tibetan monk phase begins.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 17, 2006, 08:52:04 PMQuote from: McJagger on December 17, 2006, 08:48:21 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 17, 2006, 08:33:08 PMQuote from: richard on December 17, 2006, 08:28:59 PMlisten guys my sexuality is a very delicate matter. if you knew i'd have to kill youIt's ok. Everyone goes through a left handed gay Bulgarian midget phase at some point. We understand.so when is my phase supposed to end?It should end when your blind transexual Tibetan monk phase begins.i can hardly wait.do i contact the concierge?
I'm back. Though I never said I was away.