A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on June 14, 2012, 11:45:30 AMI missed you. Welcome back. Thank you! You might regret saying that after the football tomorrow night or maybe not
I missed you. Welcome back.
Quote from: bodaccea on June 14, 2012, 05:26:29 PMQuote from: odeon on June 14, 2012, 11:45:30 AMI missed you. Welcome back. Thank you! You might regret saying that after the football tomorrow night or maybe not Unless you plan to play, I probably won't.
Quote from: odeon on June 14, 2012, 11:25:20 PMQuote from: bodaccea on June 14, 2012, 05:26:29 PMQuote from: odeon on June 14, 2012, 11:45:30 AMI missed you. Welcome back. Thank you! You might regret saying that after the football tomorrow night or maybe not Unless you plan to play, I probably won't.The only thing i will be doing on the pitch is streaking!
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 14, 2012, 01:22:20 PMQuote from: bodaccea on June 14, 2012, 06:26:26 AMI am still here btw .....if anyone missed me It was half term last week and i done this and that with the urchin. He wanted to see gorilla's so we went to Bristol zoo. There is a big male called 'Jock' and he stands about 6ft...very impressive! They have a 'gorilla island' there, but it is not enough really, and must be quite daunting to have an audience watching you like that! Jock looked sad attimes, and i promised him i would return to 'break him out'......looking for helpers I also took the boy horse riding. He is going again tonight, and everyweek. We went to a farm and the safari park too. I am trying to be a good mom. lolHe went back to school on Monday, and i got home thinking 'YES!' a bit of time to myself....and the phone rang, it was the school. He had been sick so i had to go pick him up. There is a rule at school that requires a child who has been sick to stay home for 48 hrs (in case it is a bug)I would normally endorse such a precaution but in this case it was obviously OTT, ridiculous, stupid etc.... (God i need some time onmy own!) Anyway, he is back at school now, pheeeew!Missed you too. And, I can so relate to the horrors of a kid turning sick right after holidays. Had that two weeks ago. AAAaaarrrcchhhhh!!Enjoy your hours just for you.....then i feel guilty afterwards and i miss him then, after about five minutes
Quote from: bodaccea on June 14, 2012, 06:26:26 AMI am still here btw .....if anyone missed me It was half term last week and i done this and that with the urchin. He wanted to see gorilla's so we went to Bristol zoo. There is a big male called 'Jock' and he stands about 6ft...very impressive! They have a 'gorilla island' there, but it is not enough really, and must be quite daunting to have an audience watching you like that! Jock looked sad attimes, and i promised him i would return to 'break him out'......looking for helpers I also took the boy horse riding. He is going again tonight, and everyweek. We went to a farm and the safari park too. I am trying to be a good mom. lolHe went back to school on Monday, and i got home thinking 'YES!' a bit of time to myself....and the phone rang, it was the school. He had been sick so i had to go pick him up. There is a rule at school that requires a child who has been sick to stay home for 48 hrs (in case it is a bug)I would normally endorse such a precaution but in this case it was obviously OTT, ridiculous, stupid etc.... (God i need some time onmy own!) Anyway, he is back at school now, pheeeew!Missed you too. And, I can so relate to the horrors of a kid turning sick right after holidays. Had that two weeks ago. AAAaaarrrcchhhhh!!Enjoy your hours just for you.
I am still here btw .....if anyone missed me It was half term last week and i done this and that with the urchin. He wanted to see gorilla's so we went to Bristol zoo. There is a big male called 'Jock' and he stands about 6ft...very impressive! They have a 'gorilla island' there, but it is not enough really, and must be quite daunting to have an audience watching you like that! Jock looked sad attimes, and i promised him i would return to 'break him out'......looking for helpers I also took the boy horse riding. He is going again tonight, and everyweek. We went to a farm and the safari park too. I am trying to be a good mom. lolHe went back to school on Monday, and i got home thinking 'YES!' a bit of time to myself....and the phone rang, it was the school. He had been sick so i had to go pick him up. There is a rule at school that requires a child who has been sick to stay home for 48 hrs (in case it is a bug)I would normally endorse such a precaution but in this case it was obviously OTT, ridiculous, stupid etc.... (God i need some time onmy own!) Anyway, he is back at school now, pheeeew!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I thought it would stay 2-2, too.
Quote from: odeon on June 16, 2012, 02:28:37 AMI thought it would stay 2-2, too.Don't stammer, man. Spit it out.
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Quote from: odeon on March 09, 2012, 02:03:08 AMI think she's been dog-sitting.She is.
I think she's been dog-sitting.