Away/Back thread

['andersom']

Trigger11 - If  you want I can bop you on the head with my scepter and give you a royal welcome and headache at the same time.

Wow, there's an offer one can't refuse.

[Trigger 11]

Trigger11 - If  you want I can bop you on the head with my scepter and give you a royal welcome and headache at the same time.

I think I am interpreting this differently than its intent!

[Callaway]

First off, I was just making an observation. On WP, zOMG, and now here I see other people involved in the same threads and conversations get all kinds of platitudes OR insults. I tend to get nothing, which is fine and doesn't hurt my feelings. I just oddly connect on these forums and then get nostalgic for lost 'friends' or whatever.

Second, sure the birthday thread was cool and people have been generally nice OR mean to me at a reasonably approprite level. Sometimes I contribute, or think I am, to a discussion and then nobody replies to my thoughts. Actually, this happens a lot, but not unexpected. In my experience, my thoughts and inputs, for varying reasons, do not fit into the mainstream or clique. I actually prefer it that way. I do, however, provide some really good zingers that get overlooked. Usually because a thread advances and it gets relegated to a back page before the masses can feast upon its splendor. Oh well, your loss!

Third, my delusions of grandeur and/or ineptitudes are well noted. Someone has to think highly of me. I've spent over ten years being torn down by a complete bitch too!

Fourth, if I drop a name, and I am assuming we're referring to when I post stories about my adventures with semi-famous people that happen an oddly weird  amount of times for someone with little to know social skills...well I personally don't think it's cool or makes me special. In fact, i have a friend who is now a professional photographer and regularly has his photos on the cover of Sports Illustrated who gushes at all the 'celebraties' he photographs and I find it odd. They are just normal human beings who get idolized ridiculously by our society, blah, blah, blah!

Fifth, I have lost my train of thought.

Sixth, I am superior to every other human being to ever walk the planet, so deal with it. It is a privilige to share this space with me, so worship me goddammit!!!!

Seventh, not really so go away and leave me alone!
 

This would be one of those posts where I don't know what to say to follow it, so normally I wouldn't say anything.

 

[Queen Victoria]

Trigger11 - If  you want I can bop you on the head with my scepter and give you a royal welcome and headache at the same time.

I think I am interpreting this differently than its intent!

Well, it's like this.  A lot of the guys got nervous with a woman holding a sword, aiming at their shoulder (in the general direction of their neck).  Since I don't have great control over the sword, I aim for the head and manage to knight the guy instead of decapitating them.  At least that's how it works now that I've practiced it enough. 

['andersom']

Trigger11 - If  you want I can bop you on the head with my scepter and give you a royal welcome and headache at the same time.

I think I am interpreting this differently than its intent!

Well, it's like this.  A lot of the guys got nervous with a woman holding a sword, aiming at their shoulder (in the general direction of their neck).  Since I don't have great control over the sword, I aim for the head and manage to knight the guy instead of decapitating them.  At least that's how it works now that I've practiced it enough. 

[whisper]Your Highness, I think he was thinking about that other head, that men like to keep safe, when touched by a sword.[/whisper]

[richard]

ouch, who would want that to happen? 

[Queen Victoria]

Trigger11 - If  you want I can bop you on the head with my scepter and give you a royal welcome and headache at the same time.

I think I am interpreting this differently than its intent!

Well, it's like this.  A lot of the guys got nervous with a woman holding a sword, aiming at their shoulder (in the general direction of their neck).  Since I don't have great control over the sword, I aim for the head and manage to knight the guy instead of decapitating them.  At least that's how it works now that I've practiced it enough. 

[whisper]Your Highness, I think he was thinking about that other head, that men like to keep safe, when touched by a sword.[/whisper]

Oops.  Maybe I can balance the royal budget by opening a mohel practice with Disraeli.

['andersom']

Trigger11 - If  you want I can bop you on the head with my scepter and give you a royal welcome and headache at the same time.

I think I am interpreting this differently than its intent!

Well, it's like this.  A lot of the guys got nervous with a woman holding a sword, aiming at their shoulder (in the general direction of their neck).  Since I don't have great control over the sword, I aim for the head and manage to knight the guy instead of decapitating them.  At least that's how it works now that I've practiced it enough. 

[whisper]Your Highness, I think he was thinking about that other head, that men like to keep safe, when touched by a sword.[/whisper]

Oops.  Maybe I can balance the royal budget by opening a mohel practice with Disraeli.

So glad to be a Lady in Waiting.

[P7PSP]

I am going to take a little time away from here so I can try to restart my French lessons rather than spend all day here now that I have a bit of time off of work. See you all later on. 

['andersom']

Au revoir PPK.

You could have make a French practising thread of course...

Are you going to do Dutch too, for your visit to Belgium? 

[Eclair]

Au revoir PPK.

You could have make a French practising thread of course...

Are you going to do Dutch too, for your visit to Belgium? 

I always thought PPK was going to hook up with couldbecousin?

Disappointing! :/

[Parts]

I am going to take a little time away from here so I can try to restart my French lessons rather than spend all day here now that I have a bit of time off of work. See you all later on. 

I thought to learn French all you had to know how to do was run away and wave a white flag
See you soon

[Celticgoddess]

Bonne chance, PPK! Tellement presse de revenir!

[richard]

I am going to take a little time away from here so I can try to restart my French lessons rather than spend all day here now that I have a bit of time off of work. See you all later on. 

see you later! come back soon. 

[Scrapheap]

I am going to take a little time away from here so I can try to restart my French lessons rather than spend all day here now that I have a bit of time off of work. See you all later on. 

Good luck with that PPK! come back as soon as you can!!