Away/Back thread

[ozymandias]

off to look after my mum for a few days.  wish me luck - she winds me up at the best of times, let alone with advanced alzheimer's.

and i just hope the asboids next door don't destroy my house while i'm away.

aaaaargh - stress!

oh, and be nice to the O Man, cos he's bound to pine. 

I have a nice tactical nuclear device all ready to take out the asboids.  No fallout and a very small destruction zone.  But, then again, Cthulhu is kinda hungry right now and I talked him into sending a few of his subterranean servants to take them out and eat them.  No fuss, no muss and no bodies.  Just a little disturbance in the cellar floor where they emerge from.   

well, press the fucking button, then - i'm back, and they're still here. 

**ozymandias pushes the button, then heads down into his secret lair to prepare a sacrifice to summon the minions of Cthulhu to take out the "trash".**

You may detect a very foul odor for an hour or two, but, it usually dissipates quickly once they leave.  The "Worms of the Earth" are very neat devourers!   

[Lucifer]

ah, so that's what the foul odour was!  i thought it was the fact that my washing machine has obviously been leaking for the past couple of months, and i think it's rotted the floorboards... 

oops, i spoke too soon - they kicked off again.  sigh...

[The_Chosen_One]

Thanks to Kosmo fucking this place up, and odeon's total lack of balls in helping someone when they asked for it, I'm out of here. There is no room for a cunt who can get away with murder like him and myself, and if you all want to pat Kosmo on the back for the job he's done, then to fucking hell with you. I thought becoming elder might have made things better, then I find a cunt like Kosmo gets special treatment cos he's been one all along. Now he has pinched a photo of mine for his avvie, and parodied my id. Well, if I ever get to England and find Adam the cunt, I will personalyl kill him and do a Fred West on his grave. I've had this shit, and you can stick it all where the sun don't shine.

Job well done......  NOT!

[ApotheosisIV]

Thanks to Kosmo fucking this place up, and odeon's total lack of balls in helping someone when they asked for it, I'm out of here. There is no room for a cunt who can get away with murder like him and myself, and if you all want to pat Kosmo on the back for the job he's done, then to fucking hell with you. I thought becoming elder might have made things better, then I find a cunt like Kosmo gets special treatment cos he's been one all along. Now he has pinched a photo of mine for his avvie, and parodied my id. Well, if I ever get to England and find Adam the cunt, I will personalyl kill him and do a Fred West on his grave. I've had this shit, and you can stick it all where the sun don't shine.

Job well done......  NOT!

Bye then.

[DirtDawg]

One of the founding members (who I miss, still) asked every person on their arrival if they were the sensitive type or not.

Maybe we should assign a staff member to this duty, once again. It seems that quite a few sensitive types have gotten the wrong idea about this place, lately.

[The_Chosen_One]

Hey, I can take a joke same as you, but how much shit from a spastic drugged out thief can one take? Maybe if this site was run better, then an arsehole like him would be pulled into line. free speech is fine, but vandalism is a crime, and Kosmotard is guilty.

Oh, and it was me who got you flicked from zOMG, Kosmo, and Soph wouldn't have you back no matter what.

[odeon]

Thanks to Kosmo fucking this place up, and odeon's total lack of balls in helping someone when they asked for it, I'm out of here. There is no room for a cunt who can get away with murder like him and myself, and if you all want to pat Kosmo on the back for the job he's done, then to fucking hell with you. I thought becoming elder might have made things better, then I find a cunt like Kosmo gets special treatment cos he's been one all along. Now he has pinched a photo of mine for his avvie, and parodied my id. Well, if I ever get to England and find Adam the cunt, I will personalyl kill him and do a Fred West on his grave. I've had this shit, and you can stick it all where the sun don't shine.

Job well done......  NOT!

What makes you think that you can win an argument on Internet copyright while posting death threats?

I guess you are the sensitive type, after all. I thought there was hope for you when you settled your differences with Dunc, but apparently I was wrong.

Bye.

[The_Chosen_One]

Thanks for nothing.

parts is the only decent admin around here apart from Callaway, and I only hug around cos of some others like Sir Les and Ozy. You obviously know fuck all about how to help someone when they ask for it, and although this is more of a bullshit fest than a support site, I would expect a fucking admin to do their job without question. When a member says jump, you are meant to say 'how high? because it's the fucking memberhsip that keeps these fucking things going. Now obviously you couldn't handle Kosmo, and it proves what a load of bollocks that was. Instead, you used the same bullshit Calandale was on about, and made me unwelcome. Nice one. Fucking next time, have the balls to actually do something when someone asks.

Oh, and the death threats were hardly likely to be carried out, but as you did nothing and let him get away with it, well to each his own. And you obviously fail to realise that they have as much to do with each other as God and Satan. Fuck, where do these people come from?

[ApotheosisIV]

Thanks for nothing.

parts is the only decent admin around here apart from Callaway, and I only hug around cos of some others like Sir Les and Ozy. You obviously know fuck all about how to help someone when they ask for it, and although this is more of a bullshit fest than a support site, I would expect a fucking admin to do their job without question. When a member says jump, you are meant to say 'how high? because it's the fucking memberhsip that keeps these fucking things going. Now obviously you couldn't handle Kosmo, and it proves what a load of bollocks that was. Instead, you used the same bullshit Calandale was on about, and made me unwelcome. Nice one. Fucking next time, have the balls to actually do something when someone asks.

Oh, and the death threats were hardly likely to be carried out, but as you did nothing and let him get away with it, well to each his own. And you obviously fail to realise that they have as much to do with each other as God and Satan. Fuck, where do these people come from?

idiot

[The_Chosen_One]

Thanks for nothing.

parts is the only decent admin around here apart from Callaway, and I only hug around cos of some others like Sir Les and Ozy. You obviously know fuck all about how to help someone when they ask for it, and although this is more of a bullshit fest than a support site, I would expect a fucking admin to do their job without question. When a member says jump, you are meant to say 'how high? because it's the fucking memberhsip that keeps these fucking things going. Now obviously you couldn't handle Kosmo, and it proves what a load of bollocks that was. Instead, you used the same bullshit Calandale was on about, and made me unwelcome. Nice one. Fucking next time, have the balls to actually do something when someone asks.

Oh, and the death threats were hardly likely to be carried out, but as you did nothing and let him get away with it, well to each his own. And you obviously fail to realise that they have as much to do with each other as God and Satan. Fuck, where do these people come from?

idiot

Takes one to know one, and you are the biggest here, you fucking looney. Did your mum ever consider flushing you when she had a shit about the time you were born? Or did your acoholic retarded father cut his dick off when he realised that he fathered a gormless prick like you? I wouldn't be surprised if you swallowed it, you Pommy fuck.

[ApotheosisIV]

Thanks for nothing.

parts is the only decent admin around here apart from Callaway, and I only hug around cos of some others like Sir Les and Ozy. You obviously know fuck all about how to help someone when they ask for it, and although this is more of a bullshit fest than a support site, I would expect a fucking admin to do their job without question. When a member says jump, you are meant to say 'how high? because it's the fucking memberhsip that keeps these fucking things going. Now obviously you couldn't handle Kosmo, and it proves what a load of bollocks that was. Instead, you used the same bullshit Calandale was on about, and made me unwelcome. Nice one. Fucking next time, have the balls to actually do something when someone asks.

Oh, and the death threats were hardly likely to be carried out, but as you did nothing and let him get away with it, well to each his own. And you obviously fail to realise that they have as much to do with each other as God and Satan. Fuck, where do these people come from?

idiot

Takes one to know one, and you are the biggest here, you fucking looney. Did your mum ever consider flushing you when she had a shit about the time you were born? Or did your acoholic retarded father cut his dick off when he realised that he fathered a gormless prick like you? I wouldn't be surprised if you swallowed it, you Pommy fuck.

Still here? 
Bye again.

[The_Chosen_One]

Thanks for nothing.

parts is the only decent admin around here apart from Callaway, and I only hug around cos of some others like Sir Les and Ozy. You obviously know fuck all about how to help someone when they ask for it, and although this is more of a bullshit fest than a support site, I would expect a fucking admin to do their job without question. When a member says jump, you are meant to say 'how high? because it's the fucking memberhsip that keeps these fucking things going. Now obviously you couldn't handle Kosmo, and it proves what a load of bollocks that was. Instead, you used the same bullshit Calandale was on about, and made me unwelcome. Nice one. Fucking next time, have the balls to actually do something when someone asks.

Oh, and the death threats were hardly likely to be carried out, but as you did nothing and let him get away with it, well to each his own. And you obviously fail to realise that they have as much to do with each other as God and Satan. Fuck, where do these people come from?

idiot

Takes one to know one, and you are the biggest here, you fucking looney. Did your mum ever consider flushing you when she had a shit about the time you were born? Or did your acoholic retarded father cut his dick off when he realised that he fathered a gormless prick like you? I wouldn't be surprised if you swallowed it, you Pommy fuck.

Still here? 
Bye again.

Hey, if you can't put two fucking sentences together, go and take your fucking valium and dream about your fucked up parents, who wasted two minutes conceiving a fucked up wanker named Adam in 1972 or thereabouts. Fucking wasted all their money trying to raise him, when he turned out to be a bipolar fuck who jacks off to anal sex and kiddie porn. Disgraced his family, and now lives as a drugged out looney somewhere in England. Is about as lucky with girls as Liberace, and would even fuck his dead corpse given the chance. Hell, he can't be much IRL if he wastes so much time picking on some anonymous cunt on a forum. Shows what a real tosser he is.

And just have a look at his Youtube vids. The fucker is so stoned and rooted that you'd think he was talking Arabic or some shit, and he looks like he crawled out of the sewer after looking for some dead rats to feed on. Typical fucking psychotic wanker, and his only redeeming feature would be if he swallowed a bottle of pills or some shit and ended it all. What a sad, thieving fuck.

[Phlexor]

I think I'm back. Just catching up on threads atm.

IRL shit has been a bit on the heavy side for me. That's why I haven't been here for a few weeks.

[ozymandias]

I think I'm back. Just catching up on threads atm.

IRL shit has been a bit on the heavy side for me. That's why I haven't been here for a few weeks.

We missed you, but our aim has improved!     All kidding aside, I'v been wondering what was going on!  Hope all is well!

[Phlexor]

I think I'm back. Just catching up on threads atm.

IRL shit has been a bit on the heavy side for me. That's why I haven't been here for a few weeks.

We missed you, but our aim has improved!     All kidding aside, I'v been wondering what was going on!  Hope all is well!

My signature pretty much explains how things have been.

Been more social IRL plus seen family a bit more, changed from being a night person to being a day person. Oh and our cat got hit by a car and we haven't even told the kids yet (not that they have noticed, but our second son would be devastated if he knew).

All that shit adds up to me not being at the top of my game and other assorted shit.

Ah well, I guess its time to get back on the horse...