Hi. Looks like you guys might be stuck with me for a wee while. I've wrecked my back, and can't move much 
Good.
Welcome back.
Good? GOOD? You heartless wretch

I literally can't walk
I'm having to get my aunt to visit to bring me food, and it takes me about 5 minutes to manoeuvre to the bathroom
I don't think I've ever been so sore in my life
