but who am i going to play with, while you're not around?
volunteers will be vetted, scrupulously, and will undoubtedly fail to meet my perverse standards. with about six exceptions, and five of those are women.
If i showed you my belly botton lint collection, would you consider me perverse enough??
it's called a pledget, for your information.
and i dunno about perverse, but are you going to stop trying to rip holes in me for some unfathomable reason, hmm?
i'll think about it...
no.