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Author Topic: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)  (Read 2023 times)

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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2011, 06:29:57 PM »
I still think she looks like this guy:



Jesus christ.....she DOES look like him.  :o

Lets have a comparison:



The likenesses are uncanny.  :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2011, 07:06:42 PM »
I keep seeing this on the main page with the title partly cut off and expecting this to be about battling herpes.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2011, 07:20:33 PM »
"Whoever digs the most of the hole knows the fucking hole."

That made me laugh.

But does she have a point? Do you spend all day playing games? Are you still working towards getting into college?

i do spend to much time playing games. hense why i packed up my xbox and shoved it in the closet untill the release of battlefield 3. also i was and still am trying to get into colledge but i have stopped for now as i have to get grade 9 and 10 in high school first. which is annoying and something i can not do in the summer as i have no way to get my work or get the work i have marked

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: glueys being quite the little bitch
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2011, 07:28:30 PM »
There is a lot going on in her nugget :dunno:

She obviously likes you or she wouldn't bother with all those words :evillaugh:

your right but she gives me shit all the time now and im not willing to put up with it.

Wow! Gluey sounds a little Borderline PD -ish.  :o  :o  :o


I was thinking NPD but that works too.  :P

sorry PD? NPD? pardon my ignorance but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2011, 07:41:34 PM »
PD = Personality Disorder
NPD = Narcissistic Personality Disorder

I don't know if she has it or not, but she's definitely psychologically disturbed.

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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2011, 08:04:11 PM »
Gluey doesnt seem all that bad. sounds like she's grown up and doesnt want to be childish anymore

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Overkill. dont let it bother you so much? Oh shit, i forgot. i'm not walking the same way you do, whatever shall I do  :zoinks:
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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2011, 08:37:45 PM »
Gluey doesnt seem all that bad. sounds like she's grown up and doesnt want to be childish anymore

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Overkill. dont let it bother you so much? Oh shit, i forgot. i'm not walking the same way you do, whatever shall I do  :zoinks:

I wish I knew what you were talking about, Richard.

But I'm sure it was something funny. :P

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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2011, 09:17:46 PM »
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt
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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2011, 09:20:26 PM »
Whats so bad about gluey? seems like a good girl to me, you know if she was here talking about zippo I might not think so. but she isnt

You did read what Zippo posted, right? I would not think Gluey to be a "good girl" after reading what she said in that post.

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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2011, 09:24:18 PM »
yes, i read it. zippo seems like he wants the friendship to work more than gluey does, because she's moved on with her life and found new friends?
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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2011, 09:45:52 PM »
Zippo is a guy? lol

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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2011, 09:50:07 PM »
Acts more female I know, But he does have the male symbol in his profile.
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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2011, 09:50:54 PM »
yes, i read it. zippo seems like he wants the friendship to work more than gluey does, because she's moved on with her life and found new friends?

I was going to tell you how distorted your perception is, but as a matter of fact, you do make a point. I think zippo should just let the friendship go and not even dream of contacting her anymore.

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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2011, 09:53:08 PM »
It must be really hard for someone to finally admit I'm right on here. why? :LMAO:
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Re: BATTLE BETWEEN HERP AND DERP (with herpa and derpa possibly)
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2011, 10:00:11 PM »
It must be really hard for someone to finally admit I'm right on here. why? :LMAO:

Well, your perception is still shit regardless.