Some Richardisms:
"I really have to go but what if there's someone in there oooooh I'll wait."
Sorry Jimmy I have to go. gotta go pee."
"Sorry Jimmy have to go gotta e-JECT".
Pleeeease don't hit me! My mom will be upset".
"That's it! I've had it!".
"Loserhead!"
"I'll get you malesteen".
"Poopy-pants!"
"Hey Jimmy, ever played Grottos & Gremlins? It's really keen. You can be a real tough character who likes to kick ass and stuff".
All of them spelt wrong, of course.
BTW Richtard - the ignore button is on the left side of the screen (incase you forgot). Try using your BIG FUCKING PETER on it.