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Offline Queen Victoria

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DumbAss Computer Operator
« on: July 05, 2011, 09:41:40 PM »
The DumbAss Computer Operator is me.  I was trying to clean out my cookies and temporary files, but I messed something up.  Whenever I type in the search engine it gives me,

GOOGLE 404. That's an error
The requested URL/hws/search?
hl=en&client=dell&channel=us-psp&ibd&q=(the searched for term) was not found in this server.  That's all we know.

I get this message for sites I accessed as recently as today.  The only way I can get to a website is if I go through favorites. 

Will someone tell me how to undo my stupidity.  If necessary I'll even give my phone number so you can walk me through it, that's how desperate I am.
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 09:56:48 PM »
Are you searching from the Google website? If not, might be worth making your homepage. http://www.google.com/
« Last Edit: July 05, 2011, 10:12:58 PM by Jack »
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 12:31:55 AM »
Thanks Jack.  When I went to bed I warned Prince Albert of what he could expect when he got on the computer Wednesday.  He said he'd had that problem some time back and it went away.  So, since I couldn't sleep I got back on the computer and guess what?  The problem went away.  I am now convinced this computer is female and had a bad case of PMS.  ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 03:33:33 PM »
This shouldn't happen as a result of deleting cookies or cache. It sounds more like a DNS problem--that is, something can't translate the web address to an IP number.
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 04:05:27 PM »
I assume Google was down for a bit
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 04:16:37 PM »
is it ok now?

might be worth scanning with your anti virus program
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2011, 05:51:31 PM »
Everything seems to be copacetic now.  However, I'm now using my account rather than his because, well, just because.
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2011, 06:34:54 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 06, 2011, 05:51:31 PM
Everything seems to be copacetic now.  However, I'm now using my account rather than his because, well, just because.

You're HRH the Queen. Reason enough.
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2011, 08:14:19 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 06, 2011, 12:31:55 AM
Thanks Jack.  When I went to bed I warned Prince Albert of what he could expect when he got on the computer Wednesday.  He said he'd had that problem some time back and it went away.  So, since I couldn't sleep I got back on the computer and guess what?  The problem went away.  I am now convinced this computer is female and had a bad case of PMS.  ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

 Maybe she needs to be taken to the mall for some new shoes!   :blonde:   :cheer:
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2011, 08:15:38 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 06, 2011, 08:14:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 06, 2011, 12:31:55 AM
Thanks Jack.  When I went to bed I warned Prince Albert of what he could expect when he got on the computer Wednesday.  He said he'd had that problem some time back and it went away.  So, since I couldn't sleep I got back on the computer and guess what?  The problem went away.  I am now convinced this computer is female and had a bad case of PMS.  ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

 Maybe she needs to be taken to the mall for some new shoes!   :blonde:   :cheer:

Maybe you can lend her some weeble sandals instead.
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 03:34:48 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on July 06, 2011, 04:05:27 PM
I assume Google was down for a bit

Google, down? Is the world about to end? :o
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 03:41:08 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 07, 2011, 03:34:48 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on July 06, 2011, 04:05:27 PM
I assume Google was down for a bit

Google, down? Is the world about to end? :o

It must happen now and then.  At least while they are uploading the evil subroutines.
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2011, 03:32:24 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on July 07, 2011, 03:41:08 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 07, 2011, 03:34:48 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on July 06, 2011, 04:05:27 PM
I assume Google was down for a bit

Google, down? Is the world about to end? :o

It must happen now and then.  At least while they are uploading the evil subroutines.

But, but... they have backups and backups for the backups and... They have redefined redundancy. They are not down. Ever.
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2011, 05:31:18 PM »
I mean, it really is shocking when google goes down on you.......  :squiddy:
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Re: DumbAss Computer Operator
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2011, 06:19:13 PM »
Quote from: Steve-O on July 08, 2011, 05:31:18 PM
I mean, it really is shocking when google goes down on you.......  :squiddy:

Loves when google goes down on him, since it's the only action he will ever see!

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