How bout a Good ol JOKE :D

[ZEGH8578]

there is a local joke

"Kennywood's open"

Kennywood is a local amusement park

But "Kennywood's open"

Means you zipper is down

too local!
but keep them coming

a local giggle for norwegians is the word "CUSTOMS" in norwegian is "TOLL", makes sense, okay?
in swedish, its "TULL"
in norwegian however, "TULL" means "sillyness" or "nonsense"
<---welcome to sweden!
"loool"

['andersom']

there is a local joke

"Kennywood's open"

Kennywood is a local amusement park

But "Kennywood's open"

Means you zipper is down

too local!
but keep them coming

a local giggle for norwegians is the word "CUSTOMS" in norwegian is "TOLL", makes sense, okay?
in swedish, its "TULL"
in norwegian however, "TULL" means "sillyness" or "nonsense"
<---welcome to sweden!
"loool"

And in German, Toll means everything in the range of: "great, mad, fantastic, crazy, wild, super, stunning, groovy, fancy, rabid, raving, madcap, magic, yummy, fantastical, beautiful, goody"

(mild case of missing Lit I guess)

[Queen Victoria]

A Louisiana joke is any politician.  Just insert the name.

[eris]

we make west virginia jokes,, and when i lived in west virginia people made kentucky jokes.

I wonder if people in new york make pennsylvania jokes

[ZEGH8578]

we make west virginia jokes,, and when i lived in west virginia people made kentucky jokes.

I wonder if people in new york make pennsylvania jokes

you guys dont know?
this is the first mention i have heard of defined american regional fun-poking.
it'd be interesting to map who makes fun of who, in america.

i wonder who the icelandics make jokes about.
if the finns poke their fun at russians, or swedes, or either of them

i am pretty sure the danes get regional, because of their archipelagic nature of their country, and dont "return" the jokes, like norwegians and swedes do w each others

[eris]

well, i live at least like 300 miles away from new york

my state is bigger than a lot of countries

[eris]

oh, and everyone makes fun of west virginia, I think

It is just barely in the " south ", and the heart of Appalachia

It looks like this there.





and not much more


small cities smooshed in


ppl eat squirrels


seriously


I lived there till I was 13

[eris]

Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.

__________________________________________________


West Virginia State Residency Application


Name: ________________
(last)
(first) (_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

CB Handle: _____________________

Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
(_)Coal Miner

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

___ Number of refrigerators on front porch

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: _________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Holidays
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)No teeth
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
(_)can't get there from here

BUMPER STICKERS:
___ Eat more Possum
___ My other car is a piece of junk too
___ Honk if you love Jesus
___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'
___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco

Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:
___ Square Dancin'
___ Possum Huntin'
___ Skinny Dippin'
___ Craw Daddin'
___ Gospel Singin'
___ 4-Wheelin'
___ Drankin'
___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin'
___ Honky Tonkin'
___ Noodlin'

# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle
___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg

Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech
___ Skoal ___ Coors
___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear

[The_Chosen_One]

3 definitions of agony:

Sliding down a 50ft razorblade using your balls as brakes;

Tooth-marks on the dunny door;

Standing outside a pay-dunny with a bent 10c coin while dying for a shit.

And a definition of impossible:

An elephant sitting on top of the Empire State building with diarrhoea trying to wipe his arse with confetti.

[ZEGH8578]

An elephant sitting on top of the Empire State building with diarrhoea trying to wipe his arse with confetti.

indeed :I
definition of bizarre too

[The_Chosen_One]

An elephant sitting on top of the Empire State building with diarrhoea trying to wipe his arse with confetti.

indeed :I
definition of bizarre too

Definitely. Where would an elephant get confetti at short notice anyway?

[ZEGH8578]

An elephant sitting on top of the Empire State building with diarrhoea trying to wipe his arse with confetti.

indeed :I
definition of bizarre too

Definitely. Where would an elephant get confetti at short notice anyway?

that plus, i think we all know of the expression: an elephant in a confetti store!
meaning, "thats not gonna happen"
similar to "the elephant in the room", which we all know means "goddamn, thats bizarre!!!"

[eris]

hmm, always thought "the elephant in the room"

Meant that something was really obvious, but never ever talked about

like someones alcoholism

[ZEGH8578]

hmm, always thought "the elephant in the room"

Meant that something was really obvious, but never ever talked about

like someones alcoholism

i vas being funny...

[eris]

not very well