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Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« on: June 26, 2011, 09:42:56 AM »
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=158380047&ocid=today

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Cameron friend dies at Glastonbury

Christopher Shale was found dead in a portable toilet in the VIP area at Glastonbury Festival

Christopher Shale was found dead in a portable toilet in the VIP area at Glastonbury Festival

Prime Minister David Cameron has said he is "devastated" to hear of the death of his constituency chairman at Glastonbury Festival.

Christopher Shale, chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association, was found in a portable toilet in a backstage VIP area.

In a statement, Mr Cameron said Mr Shale was a "close and valued friend" and a "big rock" in his life.

Mr Shale, a father who was in his 50s, was believed to have been staying in a Winnebago at the festival. Police are investigating the cause of death.

Mr Cameron, the MP for Witney, said he and wife Samantha were great friends of Mr Shale's, a successful businessman.

"Sam and I were devastated to hear the news about Christopher," the Prime Minister said. "He was a great friend and has been a huge support over the last decade in west Oxfordshire. A big rock in my life has suddenly been rolled away.

"Our love and prayers are with Nikki and the family. They've lost an amazing dad, west Oxfordshire has lost a big and wonderful man and like so many others Sam and I have lost a close and valued friend."

Glastonbury Festival supremo Michael Eavis described the death as "a suicide situation", although police said it was still too early to say. Other sources suggested it was a heart attack.

Mr Shale, who was quoted in a Mail on Sunday article on the difficulties his party faces in recruiting new members, was discovered by officers shortly after 9am on Sunday.

A distraught woman, staying in the backstage area between the Pyramid and other stages, was seen being comforted by officers. Police confirmed several of the dead man's relatives were at the site.




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Christopher Shale, chairman of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association, was found in a portable toilet in a backstage VIP area.

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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2011, 11:58:01 AM »
A toilet is quite a common place to die. :orly:
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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2011, 04:36:10 PM »
I really hope I don't die in a toilet
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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2011, 04:40:17 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 11:58:01 AM
A toilet is quite a common place to die. :orly:

I didn't know that.  :laugh:
I just find it amusing , how tories who are reknowned for being full of shit , had one of their members die in a toilet.  :zoinks:

Quote from: Heinrich on June 26, 2011, 04:36:10 PM
I really hope I don't die in a toilet

That would be pretty ironic.  :lol:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2011, 04:46:35 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 26, 2011, 04:36:10 PM
I really hope I don't die in a toilet

 Me too, anywhere but there!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2011, 01:19:45 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 26, 2011, 04:46:35 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on June 26, 2011, 04:36:10 PM
I really hope I don't die in a toilet

 Me too, anywhere but there!  :zombiefuck:

Shitty place for relatives to find you too.

I wondered about that as a kid, after hearing people died in the toilet. When does someone decide to force the door to see what is going on? And what then?
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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2011, 10:25:28 AM »
I presume cause of death is related?

Death by 'explosive' curry? :laugh:
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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2011, 10:27:46 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 27, 2011, 10:25:28 AM
I presume cause of death is related?

Death by 'explosive' curry? :laugh:

Or he was too full of shit.  :zoinks:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2011, 10:35:36 AM »
Quote from: Lady Admiral Squiddeh on June 27, 2011, 10:27:46 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 27, 2011, 10:25:28 AM
I presume cause of death is related?

Death by 'explosive' curry? :laugh:

Or he was too full of shit.  :zoinks:

Well nevertheless, both are a nasty combination come to think of it...
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2011, 10:49:41 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 27, 2011, 10:35:36 AM
Quote from: Lady Admiral Squiddeh on June 27, 2011, 10:27:46 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 27, 2011, 10:25:28 AM
I presume cause of death is related?

Death by 'explosive' curry? :laugh:

Or he was too full of shit.  :zoinks:

Well nevertheless, both are a nasty combination come to think of it...

Dying because you're full of explosive curry shit?  :lol:  :zombiefuck:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Senior tory dies in glastonbury toilet.
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2011, 11:41:27 AM »
And not just in a toilet a public one  :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
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