I'm an ass kissing pussy

[captain_swing]

I called Alex a speed freak and prick in an infamous post, however I decided to apologise because I feared losing beentheredonetha as a friend. I consider myself an ass licking pussy and Alex's useful idiot for that.

Feel free to kick my ass

[McGiver]

hey then it takes all types to make the world go round.

my problem is the fact that you are two faced.  if you were just a kiss ass that would be fine.  the world needs yes men also.

[captain_swing]

hey then it takes all types to make the world go round.

my problem is the fact that you are two faced.  if you were just a kiss ass that would be fine.  the world needs yes men also.

I've been a fuckin yes man as long as I can remember, I have swore to change that and not be a fuckin yes man from now on.

[McGiver]

teejay, do you like your new avatar?
yes mcjagger, i do.

to be continued...

[captain_swing]

teejay, do you like your new avatar?
yes mcjagger, i do.

to be continued...

I did not say those fuckin words, I hate the fuckin avatar some fuck put in my profile, I did not approve of it being put there in the first place 

[McGiver]

why dont you go ask alex why he doesn't ban me you little two faced fuck witout integrity.

[captain_swing]

why dont you go ask alex why he doesn't ban me you little two faced fuck witout integrity.

Because you are either sucking his cock or do not piss him off 

[McGiver]

i hold him in higher esteem than i hold you.

at least he knows when to shut the fuck up, sometimes.
you just never do.
you both lie alot.  but you never stop.  and its getting real old.

[Nomaken]

I wonder if people think im an ass kisser too because i have tried to defend alex.

[peegai]

The title of this thread doesn't make sense. How can you be a pussy but kickass when you're already a pussy?

You're just a pussy. End of story.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Leave CaptainSwing with me alone in a dark little room, i'll make a man out of him, thats if can take his tongue out of his bosom buddies buttcrack long enough to transport him to the room in the first place.

Two faced people bleurghgghghgghghg im sure there are plenty of them here, atleast CaptainSwing (god your names ridiculous) erm where were we.........ahh yes, atleast he admits hes a pussy and not to be trusted.

Can we still tie him to a chair in a cellar, stick duct tape over his mouth and torture him though? Please Mcjagger, please!!!!
Anyone got a stun gun and bolt cutters

Ive not made anyone cry in a couple of days, well except the fat lady who got upset because i took the last chocolate mousse trifle off the shelf at Morrissons.
Achh i was doing her a favour!!

[peegai]

Leave CaptainSwing with me alone in a dark little room, i'll make a man out of him, thats if can take his tongue out of his bosom buddies buttcrack long enough to transport him to the room in the first place.

Make me a man, make me a man! I'm teh McConan the Pict barbarian in making.

And speaking of which, Picts were badasses. Why, I bet one of them could kill a hundred Englishmen with those two claymore swords that they're weilding with both hands (how manly!), along with the face paint to scare them off.

Why, they did it when the Romans invaded, unlike the Celts, those lazy, peace-keeping, flower-power bastards. :/

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

I wouldnt know..........................Im Viking
I have no time for the weak 
ach romans pftttt they were always too busy having male orgies and the like im surprised they got so much work done with them constantly being on their knees either sucking cock or bending over taking it up the ass.

[peegai]

I wouldnt know..........................Im Viking
I have no time for the weak 

Ah, well, can't blame a guy for trying.

ach romans pftttt they were always too busy having male orgies and the like im surprised they got so much work done with them constantly being on their knees either sucking cock or bending over taking it up the ass.

You have no shame, do you, my dear? But that's because of the Glaswegian in you!

[McGiver]

Peter says, "do you have any Glaswegian in you?"

No.

"would you like some?"