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News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« on: June 24, 2011, 01:08:57 PM »
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 01:15:17 PM »
Big nooz, big nooz!!!

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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 01:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on June 24, 2011, 01:15:17 PM
Big nooz, big nooz!!!

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FIGHT THE POWER!!!  :tard:
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2011, 05:24:26 PM »
Of course oil is rigged. How else do they get it out of the ocean?
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2011, 05:38:14 PM »
No shit, Shylock.

MODIFIED after Jack's appropriate comment to:

No shit, Sherlock.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 07:42:30 PM by Queen Victoria »
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2011, 05:43:02 PM »
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2011, 06:05:23 PM »
Thought Jewish jokes weren't to the Queen's taste.
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2011, 07:26:07 PM »
Really  ::)

 

Jim Cramer is a gigantic asshole
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2011, 07:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Jack on June 28, 2011, 06:05:23 PM
Thought Jewish jokes weren't to the Queen's taste.

Well, every once in a while I let one slip.  I've always liked the sh, sh sounds in the phrase.  But, you're right.  I'll modify it.
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2011, 08:00:16 PM »
Didn't mean you should change it; was remembering you being critical of Jewish jokes but wasn't certain.
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2011, 09:00:39 PM »
Quote from: Jack on June 28, 2011, 08:00:16 PM
Didn't mean you should change it; was remembering you being critical of Jewish jokes but wasn't certain.

Yeah, IRL I'm a Pete Fountain Jew. 

Pete Fountain is a clarinet player who had his own band and appeared on many TV shows in the 1950's and early 60's.  Since he's from N.O. he made his own Mardi Gras Marching Group, The Pete Fountain Half-Fast Marching Club.  If you say Half-Fast quickly it comes out Half-Assed.  That's why we say that if someone or something isn't 100%, they're Pete Fountain.
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A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2011, 09:04:30 PM »
That's a funny story.
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2011, 09:26:06 PM »
Quote from: Jack on June 28, 2011, 09:04:30 PM
That's a funny story.

Maybe it's even funnier still if you mention BIG FUCKING PETERS and 'fountain' in the same sentence.
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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2011, 09:33:11 PM »
What are you talking about?
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The_Chosen_One

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Re: News Flash: The oil markets are rigged.
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2011, 09:34:59 PM »
Quote from: Jack on June 28, 2011, 09:33:11 PM
What are you talking about?

Nevermind. Maybe should have been quoting HRH there.
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