I thought you were gonna talk about how a girl is training you.
"Last night my old lady said to me, "I'm hot." I got out of bed, turned on the cieling fan, I was half way back to bed and was like, "Whoooa! I'm not hot! She's got me trained!"
"She probably called up her mom the next day, "Oh momma, i got jeff trained so good." Her mom: "That's so good darlin', i'd tell daddy but I said i'm hungry and he rushed off to town to buy me somethin' to eat.""
(Jeff foxworthy bit)