A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
*Dons Barkeep apron**Pours Jug and grabs a couple of glasses.Grumbles about "impatience in kids these days" as he serves them at their table, collects gas and dusts bar with a surly countenance*
* Semicolon sees that Callaway is going on vacation and steals her ginger ale.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
* Squidette Walks in and promptly attaches self to bar stoolI learned after the last bar , these things are easy to fall off.