The Intensity Pub

[TA]

Semicolon and I were the only two members on the site and I told him if Intensity were a bar/pub, I would split a pitcher of stout with him and talk about whatever.

So treat this thread like a pub, get a drink and do whatever you would do in your local pub, random conversations, acting up while drunk, what have you.

Hey, barkeep, whose carpet do you have to puke on to get a pint of Guinness around here?

[Al Swearegen]

*Dons Barkeep apron*

*Pours Jug and grabs a couple of glasses.
Grumbles about "impatience in kids these days" as he serves them at their table, collects gas and dusts bar with a surly countenance*

[Semicolon]

* Semicolon sits at the bar and orders a house special.

[midlifeaspie]

*Dons Barkeep apron*

*Pours Jug and grabs a couple of glasses.
Grumbles about "impatience in kids these days" as he serves them at their table, collects gas and dusts bar with a surly countenance*

That type guy hanging round gets people agitated. Forces them to take a position, one side or the other. And agitation brings a slight bump up in whiskey sales, but sale of cunt plummets.

[TA]

Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.

[Semicolon]

Argue?

We would play darts.

[Al Swearegen]

Whiskey, Stout and apparently a drink with an umbrella last seen in the hand of Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[Callaway]

I would be the odd one out and drink ginger ale.

[bodie]

I would be the skint one after  spending all my money on the urchin!

Therefore i would play the 'wet the whistle and leg it' game
which involves watching someone purchase a drink you fancy
(likely brandy but hey anything goes) then you wait for them
to go to the loo then swipe their drink moving very stealth
like to the other end of the bar.

[odeon]

Good that someone sets up a pub around here. It's been ages since Dunc closed shop.

[Al Swearegen]

Well ginger and drink swiping

*Polishes the glasses and mumbles incomprehensively about people these days*

[Semicolon]

* Semicolon sees that Callaway is going on vacation and steals her ginger ale.

[Al Swearegen]

* Semicolon sees that Callaway is going on vacation and steals her ginger ale.

*Barman shakes his head and sighs*

[Squidusa]

* Squidette Walks in and promptly attaches self to bar stool

I learned after the last bar , these things are easy to fall off.  

[Al Swearegen]

* Squidette Walks in and promptly attaches self to bar stool

I learned after the last bar , these things are easy to fall off. 

"Oh hello there young'un and what can we get for you....oh hang on you look a touch familiar...."