A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: Semicolon on September 23, 2014, 06:54:45 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AMSingle Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?Where is Piper? Maybe having technical difficulties again.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AMSingle Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?Where is Piper?
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?
I want the finest breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
This is a message board, not a ouija board
Quote from: Pappy Boyington on September 17, 2014, 07:07:37 PMQuote from: TA on June 18, 2011, 11:37:08 PMLooks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place. Does it make you feel good replying to posts three years old?
Quote from: TA on June 18, 2011, 11:37:08 PMLooks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place.
Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Jack on September 23, 2014, 03:38:50 PMQuote from: Semicolon on September 23, 2014, 06:54:45 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AMSingle Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?Where is Piper? Maybe having technical difficulties again.
Quote from: Semicolon on September 23, 2014, 06:54:45 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AMSingle Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?Where is Piper? My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on September 18, 2014, 12:00:41 AMQuote from: Pappy Boyington on September 17, 2014, 07:07:37 PMQuote from: TA on June 18, 2011, 11:37:08 PMLooks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place. Does it make you feel good replying to posts three years old?Originally read this as "Does it make you feel good replying to posts like a three-year-old?" Which also kinda applies.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 23, 2014, 04:37:53 PMQuote from: Jack on September 23, 2014, 03:38:50 PMQuote from: Semicolon on September 23, 2014, 06:54:45 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AMSingle Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?Where is Piper? Maybe having technical difficulties again. Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 23, 2014, 04:57:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on September 23, 2014, 06:54:45 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AMSingle Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?Where is Piper? My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive. Her Majesty wants to be the most sexually harassing person in any room.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 23, 2014, 04:37:53 PMQuote from: Jack on September 23, 2014, 03:38:50 PMQuote from: Semicolon on September 23, 2014, 06:54:45 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AMSingle Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?Where is Piper? Maybe having technical difficulties again.
Had some laugh here. Maybe it's because it's a pub.Gimme an IPA.
Quote from: Semicolon on September 24, 2014, 06:07:30 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on September 23, 2014, 04:37:53 PMQuote from: Jack on September 23, 2014, 03:38:50 PMQuote from: Semicolon on September 23, 2014, 06:54:45 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AMSingle Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?Where is Piper? Maybe having technical difficulties again. Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 23, 2014, 04:57:44 PMQuote from: Semicolon on September 23, 2014, 06:54:45 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AMSingle Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?Where is Piper? My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive. Her Majesty wants to be the most sexually harassing person in any room. Look out boys! THAR SHE BLOWS! ! ! ! !(I meant the whale you sillies.)
Quote from: odeon on September 25, 2014, 11:38:15 PMHad some laugh here. Maybe it's because it's a pub.Gimme an IPA.
