In a bid to save money, the nhs are telling couples seeking IVF to go and fuck themselves
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Quote from: Lady Admiral Squiddeh on June 26, 2011, 09:36:32 AMQuote from: Steve-O on June 25, 2011, 07:29:54 PMWas that one of those April Showers?Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... Not my cup of tea indeed.I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.
Quote from: Steve-O on June 25, 2011, 07:29:54 PMWas that one of those April Showers?Cos if it were a Golden Shower.........
Was that one of those April Showers?Cos if it were a Golden Shower.........
i feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice tea
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 11:55:43 AMQuote from: Lady Admiral Squiddeh on June 26, 2011, 09:36:32 AMQuote from: Steve-O on June 25, 2011, 07:29:54 PMWas that one of those April Showers?Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... Not my cup of tea indeed.I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please. Quote from: eris on June 21, 2011, 03:13:00 AMi feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice teaWhy is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Semicolon on June 26, 2011, 12:04:59 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 11:55:43 AMQuote from: Lady Admiral Squiddeh on June 26, 2011, 09:36:32 AMQuote from: Steve-O on June 25, 2011, 07:29:54 PMWas that one of those April Showers?Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... Not my cup of tea indeed.I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please. Quote from: eris on June 21, 2011, 03:13:00 AMi feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice teaWhy is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower? I wondered who would see that.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 12:07:06 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 26, 2011, 12:04:59 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 11:55:43 AMQuote from: Lady Admiral Squiddeh on June 26, 2011, 09:36:32 AMQuote from: Steve-O on June 25, 2011, 07:29:54 PMWas that one of those April Showers?Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... Not my cup of tea indeed.I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please. Quote from: eris on June 21, 2011, 03:13:00 AMi feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice teaWhy is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower? I wondered who would see that. You and I are observant today.
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 24, 2011, 03:22:26 PMI would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon. Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona!
Quote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:16:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 24, 2011, 03:22:26 PMI would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon. Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! Worth a try......The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 12:27:47 PMQuote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:16:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 24, 2011, 03:22:26 PMI would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon. Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! Worth a try......The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard.
Quote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:33:29 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 12:27:47 PMQuote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:16:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 24, 2011, 03:22:26 PMI would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon. Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! Worth a try......The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. * wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 12:35:03 PMQuote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:33:29 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 12:27:47 PMQuote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:16:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 24, 2011, 03:22:26 PMI would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon. Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! Worth a try......The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. * wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *Citrus trees can do well potted indoors in areas outside of their required climate.
Quote from: Jack on June 26, 2011, 12:39:03 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 12:35:03 PMQuote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:33:29 PMThat's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. * wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *Citrus trees can do well potted indoors in areas outside of their required climate. My indoor space is relatively small, and shared with two bouncy kids and two bouncy cats. Maybe once I have finished my bedroom, it would be an option to have one there, and then get it to the sunny side of the house in summer.
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 26, 2011, 12:35:03 PMQuote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:33:29 PMThat's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. * wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *Citrus trees can do well potted indoors in areas outside of their required climate.
Quote from: Scraphawk on June 26, 2011, 12:33:29 PMThat's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. * wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *
That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard.
Quote from: Icequeen on June 24, 2011, 04:51:48 PMAnother beer over here please, and shots for everyone. Are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me??I'll have you know that you're not the first to try that on me, and it worked for them too!