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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #150 on: September 23, 2014, 04:37:53 PM »
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

Where is Piper? :zoinks:
Maybe having technical difficulties again.

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #151 on: September 23, 2014, 04:57:44 PM »
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

Where is Piper? :zoinks:

My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive.   :violin:
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #152 on: September 23, 2014, 09:10:31 PM »
I want the finest breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.




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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #153 on: September 24, 2014, 04:36:12 AM »
Who is that?  Sat in the corner,  had one too many, and is hugging an empty pint glass and singing 'Danny Boy' ??

There is one in most pubs.
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #154 on: September 24, 2014, 05:47:36 AM »
Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.

You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place.  :hahaha:

Does it make you feel good replying to posts three years old?
Originally read this as "Does it make you feel good replying to posts like a three-year-old?"  Which also kinda applies.   :laugh:
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #155 on: September 24, 2014, 06:07:30 AM »
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

Where is Piper? :zoinks:
Maybe having technical difficulties again.

 >:(

:hahaha:

Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

Where is Piper? :zoinks:

My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive.   :violin:

Her Majesty wants to be the most sexually harassing person in any room. :M
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #156 on: September 24, 2014, 11:23:18 AM »
Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.

You would hungrily devour MLA's cock like a popsicle on a scorching hot day while Semi turned his head and tried not to puke all over the place.  :hahaha:

Does it make you feel good replying to posts three years old?
Originally read this as "Does it make you feel good replying to posts like a three-year-old?"  Which also kinda applies.   :laugh:

Bitch, please! that's at least 9th grade humor.  :M

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #157 on: September 24, 2014, 03:41:26 PM »
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #158 on: September 24, 2014, 05:12:15 PM »
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

Where is Piper? :zoinks:
Maybe having technical difficulties again.

 >:(

:hahaha:

Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

Where is Piper? :zoinks:

My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive.   :violin:

Her Majesty wants to be the most sexually harassing person in any room. :M

Look out boys! THAR SHE BLOWS! ! ! ! !

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #159 on: September 24, 2014, 06:47:47 PM »
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #160 on: September 24, 2014, 07:35:21 PM »
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #161 on: September 25, 2014, 11:38:15 PM »
Had some laugh here. Maybe it's because it's a pub.

Gimme an IPA.
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #162 on: September 26, 2014, 04:16:15 AM »
Had some laugh here. Maybe it's because it's a pub.

Gimme an IPA.

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #163 on: September 26, 2014, 06:07:43 AM »
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

Where is Piper? :zoinks:
Maybe having technical difficulties again.

 >:(

:hahaha:

Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

Where is Piper? :zoinks:

My Majesty's realm is one filled with formality, and I'm not allowed into formal spaces because I'm highly sexually harrassive.   :violin:

Her Majesty wants to be the most sexually harassing person in any room. :M

Look out boys! THAR SHE BLOWS! ! ! ! !

(I meant the whale you sillies.)

CBC blows? :o
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #164 on: September 26, 2014, 11:54:42 AM »
Had some laugh here. Maybe it's because it's a pub.

Gimme an IPA.


Thanks, mate. Wanna join me?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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