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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #135 on: September 21, 2014, 10:19:45 AM »
A large coke with a straw,  a packet of salt and vinegar...and why is the DJ hanging in the corner?

What is the salt and vinegar for??

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #136 on: September 21, 2014, 10:21:09 AM »
Spazzes prefer the fruit machines.   Or bingo?
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #137 on: September 21, 2014, 10:22:45 AM »
A large coke with a straw,  a packet of salt and vinegar...and why is the DJ hanging in the corner?

What is the salt and vinegar for??

Crisps.  All good pubs sells crisps.   
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #138 on: September 21, 2014, 10:41:30 AM »
A large coke with a straw,  a packet of salt and vinegar...and why is the DJ hanging in the corner?

What is the salt and vinegar for??

Crisps.  All good pubs sells crisps.

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #139 on: September 21, 2014, 04:01:02 PM »
He isn't allowed to play anything. This is a bunch of spazzes.

The spazzes don't want music?  :orly:
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #140 on: September 21, 2014, 04:18:05 PM »
Crisps would be nice

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #141 on: September 22, 2014, 08:26:49 PM »
A large coke with a straw,  a packet of salt and vinegar...and why is the DJ hanging in the corner?

The DJ is an android from the 25th century.... apparently its the in style.

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #142 on: September 22, 2014, 11:00:03 PM »
He isn't allowed to play anything. This is a bunch of spazzes.

The spazzes don't want music?  :orly:

We prefer silence.
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #143 on: September 22, 2014, 11:00:43 PM »
A straight 18-o Bowmore, please.
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #144 on: September 22, 2014, 11:59:14 PM »
He isn't allowed to play anything. This is a bunch of spazzes.

The spazzes don't want music?  :orly:

We prefer silence.
The music can drown out the sound of the crisps.

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #145 on: September 23, 2014, 12:52:36 AM »
Kenyan Fanta please!

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #146 on: September 23, 2014, 12:54:04 AM »
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #147 on: September 23, 2014, 06:54:45 AM »
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #148 on: September 23, 2014, 10:55:10 AM »
I want the finest breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.


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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #149 on: September 23, 2014, 03:38:50 PM »
Single Malt Scotch, served by a real Scotsman (in a mini-kilt).

Hey, a girl can dream, can't I?

Where is Piper? :zoinks:
Maybe having technical difficulties again.