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The Intensity Pub
« on: June 18, 2011, 10:52:18 PM »
Semicolon and I were the only two members on the site and I told him if Intensity were a bar/pub, I would split a pitcher of stout with him and talk about whatever.

So treat this thread like a pub, get a drink and do whatever you would do in your local pub, random conversations, acting up while drunk, what have you.

Hey, barkeep, whose carpet do you have to puke on to get a pint of Guinness around here?
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2011, 11:04:26 PM »
*Dons Barkeep apron*

*Pours Jug and grabs a couple of glasses.
Grumbles about "impatience in kids these days" as he serves them at their table, collects gas and dusts bar with a surly countenance*
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2011, 11:19:44 PM »
* Semicolon sits at the bar and orders a house special. ;)
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2011, 11:31:51 PM »
*Dons Barkeep apron*

*Pours Jug and grabs a couple of glasses.
Grumbles about "impatience in kids these days" as he serves them at their table, collects gas and dusts bar with a surly countenance*

That type guy hanging round gets people agitated. Forces them to take a position, one side or the other. And agitation brings a slight bump up in whiskey sales, but sale of cunt plummets.

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 11:37:08 PM »
Looks like its just myself, MLA, and Semicolon. I wonder what the three of us would do if we were the only people in a pub.
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 11:38:56 PM »
Argue? :laugh:

We would play darts.
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 11:53:44 PM »
Whiskey, Stout and apparently a drink with an umbrella last seen in the hand of Zaphod Beeblebrox.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 11:58:55 PM »
I would be the odd one out and drink ginger ale.


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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 01:40:40 AM »
I would be the skint one after  spending all my money on the urchin!

Therefore i would play the 'wet the whistle and leg it' game
which involves watching someone purchase a drink you fancy
(likely brandy but hey anything goes) then you wait for them
to go to the loo then swipe their drink moving very stealth
like to the other end of the bar. :zoinks:
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2011, 02:08:10 AM »
Good that someone sets up a pub around here. It's been ages since Dunc closed shop.
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2011, 06:49:18 AM »
Well ginger and drink swiping

*Polishes the glasses and mumbles incomprehensively about people these days*
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2011, 06:53:38 AM »
* Semicolon sees that Callaway is going on vacation and steals her ginger ale.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2011, 06:55:32 AM »
* Semicolon sees that Callaway is going on vacation and steals her ginger ale.

*Barman shakes his head and sighs*
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2011, 08:14:59 AM »
* Squidette Walks in and promptly attaches self to bar stool

I learned after the last bar , these things are easy to fall off.  :P
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2011, 09:09:21 AM »
* Squidette Walks in and promptly attaches self to bar stool

I learned after the last bar , these things are easy to fall off.  :P

"Oh hello there young'un and what can we get for you....oh hang on you look a touch familiar...."
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap