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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2011, 07:03:57 PM »
I call out Squiddy back.  For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager  :police: :zoinks:

 But he is a teenager!  Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing!  :zoinks:

Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me.  :lol:

 Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle  mad sexting skillz?  :zoinks:

No , he's likely to die of shock through sheer disgust.  :laugh:

(Sexting = sending naked pictures through mobiles  :P)

 Awww, I'm sure you are quite attractive in a goth-y sort of way.  :)
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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2011, 07:05:32 PM »
I call out Squiddy back.  For bumping inane bullshit and generally acting like a teenager  :police: :zoinks:

 But he is a teenager!  Apparently that's what they do these days when they're not busy sexting or PS3-ing!  :zoinks:

Pity the poor guy that decides to sext with me.  :lol:

 Why, will he be unable to sext fast enough to keep up with your eight-tentacle  mad sexting skillz?  :zoinks:

No , he's likely to die of shock through sheer disgust.  :laugh:

(Sexting = sending naked pictures through mobiles  :P)

 Awww, I'm sure you are quite attractive in a goth-y sort of way.  :)

Gothic stickfigure :laugh:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2011, 12:02:38 AM »
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.

"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads  :angel:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2011, 08:04:37 AM »
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.

"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads  :angel:

You're presuming I wouldn't bite.  :P
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2011, 08:06:08 AM »
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.

"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads  :angel:

You're presuming I wouldn't bite.  :P

Certainly not with an unattached head :P
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2011, 08:07:27 AM »
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.

"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads  :angel:

You're presuming I wouldn't bite.  :P

Certainly not with an unattached head :P

I've been told I'm talented so you never know.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2011, 08:09:13 AM »
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.

"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads  :angel:

You're presuming I wouldn't bite.  :P

Certainly not with an unattached head :P

I've been told I'm talented so you never know.  :zoinks:

I would have to swing you around by your spinal column. I may be old but I have seen Predator. I know how these things work.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2011, 08:10:44 AM »
Seeing a photo of your tiny self makes me ponder.

"If A grabbed your head around the jaw and pulled up hard enough would I be able to physically rip your head off?"
Most people I would say not. Then again you are quite tiny and you do give ample motivation through these constant dumb callout threads  :angel:

You're presuming I wouldn't bite.  :P

Certainly not with an unattached head :P

I've been told I'm talented so you never know.  :zoinks:

I would have to swing you around by your spinal column. I may be old but I have seen Predator. I know how these things work.

I'll be taking advice from this lady then:

I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2011, 09:24:48 AM »
Just before bedtime you show me that. Thanks Squiddy :P
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2011, 09:38:26 AM »
Just before bedtime you show me that. Thanks Squiddy :P

Hey, you did talk about decapitating me , fairs fair.  :P

Pleasant nightmares dreams.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2011, 06:04:29 PM »
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.

:wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :congrats:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2011, 06:05:10 PM »
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.

:wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :congrats:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:

You deserve a butthurt award.  :LOL:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2011, 06:10:37 PM »
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.

:wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :congrats:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:

You deserve a butthurt award.  :LOL:

Squiddy has a foamy willy and Scrap's butt hurts. :aff:
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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #43 on: June 19, 2011, 06:12:24 PM »
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.

:wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :congrats:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:

You deserve a butthurt award.  :LOL:

Squiddy has a foamy willy and Scrap's butt hurts. :aff:

 :lol:

Please Semi , I do have *SOME* standards.  :P
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I call out I2!
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2011, 06:25:03 PM »
This callout deserves a Foaming Willy Award.

:wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :congrats:  :wanker:  :wanker:  :wanker:

You deserve a butthurt award.  :LOL:

Squiddy has a foamy willy and Scrap's butt hurts. :aff:

 :lol:

Please Semi , I do have *SOME* standards.  :P

And besides, Squiddy is a 'bottom' and I'm a top.  ::)