A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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The curse of the trendsetter: to be perpetually trumped.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I <3 Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. Quality sleaze rock, that. I had to use the name sooner or later.
+ for the Crazy Bitch!
Crazy Bitch is nice looking.
Quote from: Litigious on December 26, 2006, 01:25:21 PMCrazy Bitch is nice looking. Is that a pic of her in her avatar??If so she is cute, but I still hate her because for the time being, she's cooler than me.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Because I found out at least one person was keeping my pics in their cache, and, after I chased my crawling skin halfway down the block, realized it served me right for posting pics on a site with desperate guys on it.
Actually, no, if he's done it he didn't tell me. I don't think the person who confessed their stalkage to me is on here. He wasn't just keeping them, either, he said he saved it for his blog.