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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #60 on: June 14, 2011, 12:07:04 PM »
Damn Squiddy I not long was at 6666. You are about to over-take this old man again. Damn you young'n.

I am at 6715 with this post , best start moving you old fart.  :zoinks:  :lol:

6716  :zoinks:

6717  :zoinks:

Looks like you finally found a purpose in life.  :asthing:

 :lol: , inspired by the weeble no doubt.  :orly:

 Except that MY posts have SUBSTANCE.  :M

Everyone fails to see their own faults.  :zoinks:

 I smell a callout in the air!  :evillaugh:

Bring it! :bonban: :poopy: :litigious:  :headbang2:  :evillaugh:

 I can't be arsed right now, I have to go sort my canned goods, but you go ahead if you like.  :zoinks:

I have no idea what to call you out over though.  :laugh:

Calling CBC out is like.......trying to kill a fly , virtually impossible and extremely frustrating.  :P
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #61 on: June 14, 2011, 12:56:09 PM »
sometimes i lift muh kitty up, and we chase a fly together

she gets to chase a fly, while sitting comfortably :M

naturally, this is when the fly flies up, to where the cat cant reach :]

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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #62 on: June 14, 2011, 01:08:41 PM »
sometimes i lift muh kitty up, and we chase a fly together

she gets to chase a fly, while sitting comfortably :M

naturally, this is when the fly flies up, to where the cat cant reach :]

 Your kitty is a very fortunate, pampered little princess.  :)
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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #63 on: June 14, 2011, 01:21:12 PM »
sometimes i lift muh kitty up, and we chase a fly together

she gets to chase a fly, while sitting comfortably :M

naturally, this is when the fly flies up, to where the cat cant reach :]

 Your kitty is a very fortunate, pampered little princess.  :)

she is :M shes a little charmer

when she was little, i lived w my brother, and the kitten would melt all those gangsters and criminals to friendly little pools of nice :D
"AWWWW LOOKIT HER!!!"
one of them actually went "i... think i'm in love guys :/"

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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #64 on: June 14, 2011, 01:23:04 PM »
sometimes i lift muh kitty up, and we chase a fly together

she gets to chase a fly, while sitting comfortably :M

naturally, this is when the fly flies up, to where the cat cant reach :]

 Your kitty is a very fortunate, pampered little princess.  :)

she is :M shes a little charmer

when she was little, i lived w my brother, and the kitten would melt all those gangsters and criminals to friendly little pools of nice :D
"AWWWW LOOKIT HER!!!"
one of them actually went "i... think i'm in love guys :/"

 Have you posted her picture here yet?   :orly:
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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #65 on: June 14, 2011, 01:28:33 PM »
sometimes i lift muh kitty up, and we chase a fly together

she gets to chase a fly, while sitting comfortably :M

naturally, this is when the fly flies up, to where the cat cant reach :]

 Your kitty is a very fortunate, pampered little princess.  :)

she is :M shes a little charmer

when she was little, i lived w my brother, and the kitten would melt all those gangsters and criminals to friendly little pools of nice :D
"AWWWW LOOKIT HER!!!"
one of them actually went "i... think i'm in love guys :/"

 Have you posted her picture here yet?   :orly:



only pics i got of her

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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #66 on: June 14, 2011, 01:34:17 PM »
 She's gorgeous, a classic striped kitty!  Take more pics and post them all!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #67 on: June 14, 2011, 01:39:32 PM »
She's gorgeous, a classic striped kitty!  Take more pics and post them all!   :2thumbsup:

her parents are short-haired, but have very natural stripy camoflage patterns. she was one of few kitties in the litter, who seemed to explode with norwegian-forest-cat genes, probably from a grannie or something.
she has lots of traits, including the double layer of fur (downy winter fur underneath), the big neck-mane, that.. since i cut it has unfortunately never grown back to its former glory (she wore a collar two years ago, after i removed it, i had to cut away a lot of lumped up fur)
in fact the only norwegian-forest-cat trait she lacks are the ear-tufts that also lynx sport.
she even runs outside in the rain, and shes extremely patient with touch, which are both traits of the norsk forest cat :]
(norwegian forest cat is a natural breed, unlike what the name suggests, they arent wild or feral)

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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #68 on: June 14, 2011, 01:40:37 PM »
She's gorgeous, a classic striped kitty!  Take more pics and post them all!   :2thumbsup:

her parents are short-haired, but have very natural stripy camoflage patterns. she was one of few kitties in the litter, who seemed to explode with norwegian-forest-cat genes, probably from a grannie or something.
she has lots of traits, including the double layer of fur (downy winter fur underneath), the big neck-mane, that.. since i cut it has unfortunately never grown back to its former glory (she wore a collar two years ago, after i removed it, i had to cut away a lot of lumped up fur)
in fact the only norwegian-forest-cat trait she lacks are the ear-tufts that also lynx sport.
she even runs outside in the rain, and shes extremely patient with touch, which are both traits of the norsk forest cat :]

 She does have a great fluffy coat, she is a real  :viking:  cat!
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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #69 on: June 14, 2011, 01:42:26 PM »
She's gorgeous, a classic striped kitty!  Take more pics and post them all!   :2thumbsup:

her parents are short-haired, but have very natural stripy camoflage patterns. she was one of few kitties in the litter, who seemed to explode with norwegian-forest-cat genes, probably from a grannie or something.
she has lots of traits, including the double layer of fur (downy winter fur underneath), the big neck-mane, that.. since i cut it has unfortunately never grown back to its former glory (she wore a collar two years ago, after i removed it, i had to cut away a lot of lumped up fur)
in fact the only norwegian-forest-cat trait she lacks are the ear-tufts that also lynx sport.
she even runs outside in the rain, and shes extremely patient with touch, which are both traits of the norsk forest cat :]

 She does have a great fluffy coat, she is a real  :viking:  cat!

she is TRULY a  :viking: cat :M
sometimes i help her, and scare away big meany male cats with her :M she gets totally  :viking: when she sees im on her side :D its really endearing how she KNOWS that together we are strong! :D

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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #70 on: November 08, 2011, 07:27:46 PM »
Uber beast post. Thought eris made a thread like this recently but couldn't find it.

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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #71 on: November 08, 2011, 07:36:57 PM »
Uber beast post. Thought eris made a thread like this recently but couldn't find it.

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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #72 on: November 08, 2011, 07:45:16 PM »
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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #73 on: November 16, 2011, 12:51:35 PM »
Jack approves of these messages.

 I approve of Jack!  Jack is awesome!   :2thumbsup:

i approve of your approval of jacks approval of these messages!

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Re: I am an Uber Beast Postwhore.
« Reply #74 on: November 16, 2011, 01:22:01 PM »
Jack approves of these messages.

 I approve of Jack!  Jack is awesome!   :2thumbsup:

i approve of your approval of jacks approval of these messages!
ditto ;)