I think he lied to us.
I feel so betrayed. ![poor sad lickle emo soph :emosad:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/o0sdn4.gif)
That's what you get for wearing your heart on your sleeve. Try tucking it into your garter.
My garters are already full of my big legs! ![Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! :cbc:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/Weeble.gif)
A lady does not have legs. She has limbs.
In any case, Weebles don't have legs. They just keep on like Proud Mary, "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river. dut, dut, dut,...."