Skelth is here to stay.

['andersom']

I saw this thread pop up in my unread list and thought "yes, he hath returned, he walks among us"

Sorry, but what is Skelth?

What, is the key indeed. The person of Skelth is not important at all, though once the person behind Skelth claimed otherwise.

[odeon]

It's an existential issue, really. Skelth can be said to exist but he sure as hell isn't here.

[Jack]

He can check out but he can never leave.

Ah. So you are saying this place is a California Roach Motel?

In a sense. His words/presence will remain here as long as the site remains.

[odeon]

He's not really gone as long as we remember him.

['andersom']

He's not really gone as long as we remember him.

Ours is the power to make Skelth a true superhero legend. Facts are so overrated when it comes to the supreme.

[odeon]

Once he saved a kitten from a burning building while fighting off KGB agents chasing him at 200 mph on the German Autobahn. They tried to steal his plans for a cold fusion reactor, for which he later received the Nobel Prize. Fortunately, this in no way hindered him from finishing the novel for which he was awarded the Booker Prize the following year, after helping Eli Lily with the clinical tests for a diabetes vaccine based on a formula that he had previously patented.

He likes to collect stamps in his free time.

[Semicolon]

Once he saved a kitten from a burning building while fighting off KGB agents chasing him at 200 mph on the German Autobahn. They tried to steal his plans for a cold fusion reactor, for which he later received the Nobel Prize. Fortunately, this in no way hindered him from finishing the novel for which he was awarded the Booker Prize the following year, after helping Eli Lily with the clinical tests for a diabetes vaccine based on a formula that he had previously patented.

He likes to collect stamps in his free time.

Was the building traveling at 200 mph?

[odeon]

Once he saved a kitten from a burning building while fighting off KGB agents chasing him at 200 mph on the German Autobahn. They tried to steal his plans for a cold fusion reactor, for which he later received the Nobel Prize. Fortunately, this in no way hindered him from finishing the novel for which he was awarded the Booker Prize the following year, after helping Eli Lily with the clinical tests for a diabetes vaccine based on a formula that he had previously patented.

He likes to collect stamps in his free time.

Was the building traveling at 200 mph?

No, but the KGB agents weren't the brightest minds around.

[Skelth]

I do NOT collect stamps.  I collect followers. Of the cult variety. Thanks to you guys, hah.

[bodie]

OMG it's the legendary 'skelth' online!
 
What is wrong with stamp collecting?

[bodie]

Wondering if you have an unusual job that keeps you from posting 364 days of the year.  Are you an astronaut? 

[Skelth]

Wondering if you have an unusual job that keeps you from posting 364 days of the year.  Are you an astronaut? 

YES!  Someone has to deal with those darn NSA satellites.

[bodie]

* Ooooh take me with you *

[Skelth]

* Ooooh take me with you *

Sure! Believe it or not, they really give no shits about interviewing, background checking, any of that business. They already know everything about you anyway, and if you go anywhere they don't like... Well, they can find you! You're in!

[bodie]

OK, well I will just throw a few things into a 'go bag'

Dammit!  What about underwear?  lacy or is it a commando position?