The right to arm bears

[drewtheyellow]

Seeing the wild success of the topic "The right to bear arms" I think that the next logical step is to go onto the right to arm bears and the many benefits that this can bring. For one, if we arm bears then there will be less forest fires as Smokey will shoot the SOBs. As well, if we arm bears then we also have an instant militia force defending our forests from intrusion. Many people would think "why arm bears?" well, they aren't looking at the real question which is "how can we not arm bears?". I think that arming bears is necessary in the name of freedom and patriotism and anyone who opposes me are sociopathic pinko-commu-nazis.

[odeon]

  Good one!

I was thinking... Hey, Scrapheap, Litigious, et al, let's just leave this discussion. You won't convert me, and I won't convert you. We'll quote statistics on each other, we'll call each other names, we'll insult Charlton Heston, again, to what use?

We'll not agree, but I'm afraid I might piss you off and you'd come waving with your guns.

[duncvis]

I approve of arming bears. 

*edit: 3000 posts, wooyay

[ozymandias]

  I also support the right to Arm Bears, not only for the reasons, drewtheyellow stated!  But, lets make hunting season a REAL sport, mano a bearo or for that matter, mano a Deero.  I mean think of the thrill of hunting something that can also shoot the hunter as well as stuff and mount them on their den wall.  It would also provide a good source of protein and fat to bulk up the bears  for hibernation.  It would also serve the purpose of culling the idiotic and stupid hunters that drink while hunting and shoot at anything that moves.  Including houses, cats, dogs, horses, cows, barns and people just wanting to enjoy their yards.

So I support the right to arm bears, deer, coyotes, foxes, wolves, moose yadda yadda yadda!

[QuirkyCarla]

Good one!

I was thinking... Hey, Scrapheap, Litigious, et al, let's just leave this discussion. You won't convert me, and I won't convert you. We'll quote statistics on each other, we'll call each other names, we'll insult Charlton Heston, again, to what use?

We'll not agree, but I'm afraid I might piss you off and you'd come waving with your guns.

 

[McGiver]

i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.

[purposefulinsanity]

i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.

 ,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic 

[McGiver]

i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.

 ,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic 

i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.

i am not flo, you know.

[Leto729]

Though We had one that wanted for the bears to bear arms.

[purposefulinsanity]

i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.

 ,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic 

i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.

i am not flo, you know.

Wow, I'm impressed it seems like you've really been working on your impulse control issues.

[DirtDawg]

i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.

 ,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic 

i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.

i am not flo, you know.

Wow, I'm impressed it seems like you've really been working on your impulse control issues.

No SHIT! I want to know your secret, McJ.

[SausageofPower]

Good one!

I was thinking... Hey, Scrapheap, Litigious, et al, let's just leave this discussion. You won't convert me, and I won't convert you. We'll quote statistics on each other, we'll call each other names, we'll insult Charlton Heston, again, to what use?

We'll not agree, but I'm afraid I might piss you off and you'd come waving with your guns.

Fair enough. Keep in mind I was arguing with you about one topic, I'm not gonna run off and say your mom fucks geese or something. We disagree, no big deal. Like all debates, I just wanted to try and open your mind to the other side. Yeah, people are afraid of anything associated with violence, including firearms, and I understand that. I don't own firearms to shoot people, I own them for recreation.

I just hate that some people have to fuck it up for everyone. And that's what some people want, to take away firearms completely because some fuckhead who couldn't graduate elementary school and robs people to survive carries a plastic brick (otherwise known as a Glock 17) and compensates for a small penis by threatening people with it. I, on the other hand, pay taxes and obey the law, and don't want my freedoms infringed upon more than they already are.

Anyway, I'm done with this topic too. I agree that we can go back and forth, but while I can understand your fear/hatred of firearms, you don't seem to be able to understand my side, probably because you haven't had experience with them, which is no fault. I don't like the 'I don't like ____, so no one should _____!" mentality myself.

-Corey

Edit: Damn similar topic names, I didn't realize this was the gag topic ;p

Oh well, same difference.

[McGiver]

i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.

 ,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic 

i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.

i am not flo, you know.

Wow, I'm impressed it seems like you've really been working on your impulse control issues.

No SHIT! I want to know your secret, McJ.

i masturbate.

it tends to make me at peace with all things.


btw- i prefer to masturbate in a sleeveless shirt.

[Leto729]

I must not be doing enough of that lately Myself.

i also support a persons right to wear tank tops.

 ,but I think that would go better in the right to bare arms topic 

i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.

i am not flo, you know.

Wow, I'm impressed it seems like you've really been working on your impulse control issues.

No SHIT! I want to know your secret, McJ.

i masturbate.

it tends to make me at peace with all things.


btw- i prefer to masturbate in a sleeveless shirt.

At all.

[drewtheyellow]

i was dying too, but i refrained since we had an intelligent debate going on.

i am not flo, you know.

Yeah, I started this topic for that exact reason. I mean, as much as I'd want to post that in there, I got the feeling it wouldn't fit right.