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Iamnotaparakeet's Greatest Hits
« on: August 21, 2011, 09:41:51 AM »
Dude is bizarre.....

Ok. I'll start things off.

You mentioned that you were an investor on your WP profile. What do you invest in?

I invest in paperback novels.  Mostly of the science fiction genre, and specializing in Star Trek and Star Wars.  These can only gain value over the years as the quality of good fantasy continues to go down the toilet.

Are you  :viking:?

Why Christianity?

When I was a young boy my pastor showed me Christ's love.  It hurt a little bit at first, but as he told me then and I have learned time and again since, it has to hurt if it is good for you.  Now I fulfill my duties to Christ my savior with the assistance of a desensitizing lubricant ;)

Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I believe that those movies are personal between my wife, my pastor and my God.  He knows that I love him and that all my holes are open to his love.  This cannot be shared without detracting from the glory of the spirit.

Do you secretly crave the cock?

It isn't a secret, and it isn't a sin when it is done in Jesus' name.  Hallelujah.

Are you going to post any of your bondage movies you make with your wife :zoinks:

I believe that those movies are personal between my wife, my pastor and my God.  He knows that I love him and that all my holes are open to his love.  This cannot be shared without detracting from the glory of the spirit.
wut does your pastor and god have to do with bondage movies.

My pastor has an awesome HD camcorder
he sounds like a sick fuck, also.

No, he is a perfectly acceptable fuck.  He prefers to tie the knots and do the filming though, most of the fucking just happens between my wife and I.  It's how God intended.

As a good christian you love all gods creatures but certain things are off limits here :doggy: so as an admin I ask please don't post any of those photos or vids :police:

I have a separate website that I post those photos and videos in.  You can look if you want, but it will cost you $29.99 a month.

What have the recent WP trolls been doing to you, and do you know why?

A new member signed up the other day with the name "ButterBalls".  I know its you.  I wrote a PM to every mod on the list, but they all tell me I am delusional and that not everyone is out to get me.  I know that isn't true, so I came here looking for ButterBalls so I can send the evidence to the internet police and to my dad's attorney.
everyone is out to get you.......

Maybe not everyone, but certainly the members of this trolling site

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Re: Iamnotaparakeet's Greatest Hits
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2011, 10:18:46 AM »
And on a unrelated note, I've noticed a lot of religious threads being viewed by guests lately. Could it be the Christian crusade is scoping us out to smite us with their holy powers of jebbus?
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Iamnotaparakeet's Greatest Hits
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2011, 10:49:39 AM »
And on a unrelated note, I've noticed a lot of religious threads being viewed by guests lately. Could it be the Christian crusade is scoping us out to smite us with their holy powers of jebbus?

Oh I do hope so.

My favourite prey.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Iamnotaparakeet's Greatest Hits
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2011, 03:03:25 PM »
Oh, for anyone who cannot tell, the "Iamnotaparakeet" there is Hubert, or MidlifeAspie from WrongPlanet, and not iamnotaparakeet from WrongPlanet.

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Re: Iamnotaparakeet's Greatest Hits
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2011, 03:21:47 PM »
He's both.  :orly: :GA:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Iamnotaparakeet's Greatest Hits
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2011, 06:47:18 PM »
He's both.  :orly: :GA:

He's all powerful. He's omnipotent. Dare I say it, He's God.

Parakeet thought he was fucking God, but God got a sore arse.