What you should say to a cop is "can you arrest me for what I'm thinking?", and if they say "no", then say "well I think you're a fucking arsehole".
Seriously, Ballieu has really fucked the state even more than it was under Bracks & Brumby. Half the fucking promises he made in November were renegged upon, and I doubt the cunt can lie straight in bed.
And I'm FROM Victoria!
I know, I'll just play my Billy Connolly DVDs on full volume.