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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #45 on: May 31, 2011, 06:46:29 PM »
Did she pack the box of clothes? Maybe just misplaced.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #46 on: June 01, 2011, 04:02:47 AM »
Quote from: Jack on May 31, 2011, 06:46:29 PM
Did she pack the box of clothes? Maybe just misplaced.

Nope, because none of my clothes are folded and whenever the clothes are washed I have to put them back.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2011, 04:07:01 AM »
What, the mystery hasn't been solved yet?
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2011, 04:08:09 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 08:38:23 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 06:47:47 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 06:46:25 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 31, 2011, 06:40:47 AM
Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?

 That sounds like a reasonable explanation.   :idea:

No way. Boys can't be that creative.

Of course they can!  Haven't you read the letters to advice columns from women complaining that their husbands or boyfriends keep buying them lingerie that they're too embarrassed to wear, because it's too revealing or they feel too fat to look good in it?   :orly:

I said boys, not men. :P
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #49 on: June 01, 2011, 01:32:52 PM »
I think Anne Summers means it is for larger ladies. I think you are too petite to use it. Anway, it should probably be fumigated first.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #50 on: June 01, 2011, 04:55:07 PM »
So, what did you mom say?  :zoinks:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #51 on: June 02, 2011, 03:55:26 AM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 01, 2011, 04:55:07 PM
So, what did you mom say?  :zoinks:

She has not answered for a while. I am a bit scared  :o
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2011, 08:22:33 AM »
Didn't ask, too chicken.  :-\
But I AM asking her today, I SWEAR!
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #53 on: June 02, 2011, 08:37:13 AM »
Quote from: Enos on June 02, 2011, 08:22:33 AM
Didn't ask, too chicken.  :-\
But I AM asking her today, I SWEAR!
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2011, 03:12:27 PM »
THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!  :clap:

OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2011, 03:13:13 PM »
Quote from: Enos on June 05, 2011, 03:12:27 PM
THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!  :clap:

OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister (8) and her friend (7) were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.


 Hooray, that turned out to be rather innocent in the end!  :clap:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2011, 03:13:56 PM »
Quote from: Enos on June 05, 2011, 03:12:27 PM
THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!  :clap:

OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.

:lol:

Great story.

And now your mum is keeping her wardrobe more secure?
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2011, 04:06:28 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 05, 2011, 03:13:56 PM
Quote from: Enos on June 05, 2011, 03:12:27 PM
THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!  :clap:

OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.

:lol:

Great story.

And now your mum is keeping her wardrobe more secure?

I would think so. :lol:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2011, 04:18:18 PM »
I would hope so!!!   :zoinks:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2011, 04:21:24 PM »
Quote from: Enos on June 05, 2011, 03:12:27 PM
THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!  :clap:

OK, it was my mum's and she bought it from one of them Ann Summers parties. She never wore it though.
Not too long ago my sister, 8, and her friend, 7, were playing dress-up and make-overs, and they'd obviously had a look through my mum's clothes. And my sister's friend put it on and they went downstairs to show off their new look, obviously my mum freaked out in embarrassment and told her to get it off quick, and later on my sister must have put it in my clothes box.


 :LMAO:

I can see my daughter doing something like that.

 :plus:
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