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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AM »
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M


 Quite right, Enos!  God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!   :angel:

Who did he have sex with?

 God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator.   :M
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2011, 05:57:04 AM »
One must ask WWED (What would Eris do)  and I did :zoinks:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2011, 05:58:38 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M


 Quite right, Enos!  God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!   :angel:

Who did he have sex with?

 God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator.   :M

Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2011, 05:59:49 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:58:38 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AM
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Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M


 Quite right, Enos!  God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!   :angel:

Who did he have sex with?

 God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator.   :M

Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:

 Certainly not!  He is Catholic, as we all should be!   :christ:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2011, 06:03:10 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:59:49 AM
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Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
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I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M


 Quite right, Enos!  God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!   :angel:

Who did he have sex with?

 God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator.   :M

Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:

 Certainly not!  He is Catholic, as we all should be!   :christ:

So he likes the alter boys does he :zoinks:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2011, 06:04:18 AM »
Quote from: parts on May 31, 2011, 06:03:10 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:59:49 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:58:38 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M


 Quite right, Enos!  God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!   :angel:

Who did he have sex with?

 God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator.   :M

Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:

 Certainly not!  He is Catholic, as we all should be!   :christ:

So he likes the alter boys does he :zoinks:

Oh, shit. No wonder I mysteriously feel pain in my butt at times.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2011, 06:04:43 AM »
Quote from: parts on May 31, 2011, 06:03:10 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:59:49 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:58:38 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M


 Quite right, Enos!  God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!   :angel:

Who did he have sex with?

 God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator.   :M

Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:

 Certainly not!  He is Catholic, as we all should be!   :christ:

So he likes the alter boys does he :zoinks:

 You are a sacreligious young man.  I will pray for you.   :prude:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2011, 06:40:47 AM »
Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2011, 06:46:25 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 31, 2011, 06:40:47 AM
Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?

 That sounds like a reasonable explanation.   :idea:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2011, 06:47:47 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 06:46:25 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 31, 2011, 06:40:47 AM
Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?

 That sounds like a reasonable explanation.   :idea:

No way. Boys can't be that creative.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2011, 08:37:47 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 31, 2011, 06:40:47 AM
Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?

That would be quite an odd thing for him to do wouldn't it?
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2011, 08:38:23 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 06:47:47 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 06:46:25 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 31, 2011, 06:40:47 AM
Your boyfriend left the surprise for you perhaps?

 That sounds like a reasonable explanation.   :idea:

No way. Boys can't be that creative.

 Of course they can!  Haven't you read the letters to advice columns from women complaining that their husbands or boyfriends keep
 buying them lingerie that they're too embarrassed to wear, because it's too revealing or they feel too fat to look good in it?   :orly:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2011, 08:43:18 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 06:04:18 AM
Quote from: parts on May 31, 2011, 06:03:10 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:59:49 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:58:38 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M


 Quite right, Enos!  God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!   :angel:

Who did he have sex with?

 God doesn't have to have sex, he is the Creator.   :M

Not unless God's a Mormon. :autism:

 Certainly not!  He is Catholic, as we all should be!   :christ:

So he likes the alter boys does he :zoinks:

Oh, shit. No wonder I mysteriously feel pain in my butt at times.

Indeed; God is responsible for all of the butthurt on I2. Someone should PM Iamnotaparakeet and tell him.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2011, 09:05:02 AM »
It is definately not nice to think of one's mum on all fours!

Eeeewwww
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2011, 09:07:45 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on May 31, 2011, 09:05:02 AM
It is definately not nice to think of one's mum on all fours!

Eeeewwww

 Mums do not do  "all fours."  Strictly missionary, and only to have babies!   :calodeon:
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