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WTF is this under my bed??
« on: May 31, 2011, 04:38:17 AM »
I was getting some shorts in my summer-clothes box under my bed, and I saw this weird thing. It was like a black leathery corset type thing that looks very complicated to put on and it's got these lacy bits and the label says "ann summers". I have never in my life seen such a garment, and the fact that it is under my bed is even more confusing. It looks like something you'd see a dominatrix wear, I was wondering if it might be something my mum used to have back-in-the-day that found its way there. But I just don't know!  :dunno: :dunno:




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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2011, 04:43:04 AM »
Interesting.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2011, 04:44:50 AM »
:needpics:

Perhaps Eris forgot it. ???
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 04:57:54 AM »
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 04:58:40 AM »
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2011, 05:00:28 AM »
I actually tried it on out of curiosity earlier :LOL:, and I don't even know how to put it on though it's reeeaally complicated.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2011, 05:07:41 AM »
Well, never a boring day checking clothes boxes.  :laugh:

Maybe your mum can help you getting in to it.  :autism:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM »
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2011, 05:13:33 AM »
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Perhaps that outfit is the reason that you exist.
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM »
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stork.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M
« Last Edit: May 31, 2011, 05:40:03 AM by Enos »
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2011, 05:38:45 AM »
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M




It's OK. Some parents think the same about their kids, that they never, never ever will have sex.

Always nice to share a delusion.  :laugh:






A stalk? I that the same as a stork?
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AM »
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M


 Quite right, Enos!  God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!   :angel:
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2011, 05:40:26 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 31, 2011, 05:39:18 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M


 Quite right, Enos!  God beamed me down from heaven and my parents drove to the hospital to pick me up!   :angel:

Who did he have sex with?
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Re: WTF is this under my bed??
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2011, 05:41:17 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:38:45 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:36:25 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 31, 2011, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 31, 2011, 05:11:49 AM
I'd probably be traumatised for life if ever I found out that it does belong to her!  :o

Most Mums had, and have sex now and then, and hopefully they love/loved having sex.  :autism:

No no no! No they don't! Parents are just them old people that nag you. I was brought into this world in a blanket held by a stalk.
I refuse to believe otherwise.  :M




It's OK. Some parents think the same about their kids, that they never, never ever will have sex.

Always nice to share a delusion.  :laugh:






A stalk? I that the same as a stork?


Yeah, I meant stork. I fail at spelling.  :autism:
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