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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #75 on: June 07, 2011, 07:46:54 AM »
He's a self-important arse.

I don't know the guy very well, and that doesn't have much to do with his tennis skills.
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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #76 on: June 07, 2011, 07:48:03 AM »
Sharapova is hot! I dunno about her tennis skills. Can't say I have ever really watched how she connects her racquet to the ball.

She's also good at moaning. :autism:

Oh, wait, that was the other 'ova chick. What was her name again?

I bet she gets a lot of complaints from the neighbours  :orly:

Not if I was one of them. ;)

I'd make my walls thinner  :orly:
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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #77 on: June 07, 2011, 11:23:28 AM »
Sharapova is hot! I dunno about her tennis skills. Can't say I have ever really watched how she connects her racquet to the ball.

She's also good at moaning. :autism:

Oh, wait, that was the other 'ova chick. What was her name again?

I bet she gets a lot of complaints from the neighbours  :orly:

Not if I was one of them. ;)

I'd make my walls thinner  :orly:

I had a neighbour who could outdo the tennisplayers in moaning.

By the time she made it her night-time side-job, it got to be annoying.

After a year, she got a BF in another block. And we could still hear her in our house. :earplugsmiley:
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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #78 on: June 07, 2011, 04:05:45 PM »
I was her BF  :zoinks:
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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #79 on: June 07, 2011, 05:00:30 PM »
I was her BF  :zoinks:


Probably true. He looked old enough to be nearly 2000.  :asthing:

And if you paid enough, she would MOAN!!!!!! indeed.

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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #80 on: June 07, 2011, 05:05:13 PM »
Was she a brass?

Is Les a screamer?  :orly:
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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #81 on: June 07, 2011, 05:17:05 PM »
Was she a brass?

Is Les a screamer?  :orly:

What's a brass?
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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #82 on: June 07, 2011, 06:01:20 PM »
A whore  :bounce:
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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #83 on: June 08, 2011, 01:26:51 AM »
She did have a side job overnight indeed. We had the bedroom noises, the people on the other side of the street were dealing with cueing clients.

I've lived near prostitutes before. None of them had cueing customers, except this one.
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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #84 on: June 08, 2011, 02:26:28 AM »
He's a self-important arse.

I don't know the guy very well, and that doesn't have much to do with his tennis skills.

When he lets it affect his playing it does. And as I understand it, that's what's been happening.
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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #85 on: June 08, 2011, 04:37:16 PM »
She did have a side job overnight indeed. We had the bedroom noises, the people on the other side of the street were dealing with cueing clients.

I've lived near prostitutes before. None of them had cueing customers, except this one.

Nice  :LOL:
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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Fatality waits in the wings
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Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: benjimanbreeg's special needs sport coaching thread
« Reply #86 on: June 08, 2011, 04:37:56 PM »
He's a self-important arse.

I don't know the guy very well, and that doesn't have much to do with his tennis skills.

When he lets it affect his playing it does. And as I understand it, that's what's been happening.

Same with Murray then.  Didn't you say you play golf before?
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry: