Please feel free to ask for any tips or advice about sport. The main ones being- golf, football, tennis, cricket, boxing, badminton and table tennis. If your problem is, having no control over your arms and legs, then sorry, thats not my field ![autism :autism:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/autism1.png)
Bit confused by this thread. Why would we need sporting advice and why from you?
Cause i'm a good all round sportsman
I was talking more about if people play a certain sport, and need some tips. I've played cricket for my county as a kid, but just lost interest, probably coulda been a pro if I was dedicated. I've had loads of golf lessons and quite a few tennis ones.
You think people might?
Well butterflies is a special goalkeeper at football ![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
No, I'm not a special goalie. Just a normal 5-a-side goalie, but saying as I have the ear of a genuinely special sportsman, maybe you can give me advice on how to be as special as you.
How can I be special enough to have the walls of a golf club decorated with the spoils of my triumph? How can I be special enough to represent my county at junior level cricket, with the chance to go pro? How can I be special enough to be a county level tennis doubles player? How can I be a truly special all-round sportsperson like you?
In fact, if you're as special as you claim to be, then why give up a life as a great sportsman to live a life of true FAIL, having to invent a girlfriend, and resorting to blackmailing an old friend on an internet forum?
I smell bullshit
![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)