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Poor Cheryl Cole
« on: May 26, 2011, 08:09:31 AM »
 :hahaha:   She was meant to be a judge on the US version of the X Fagtor, but the producers got rid of her, as they thought American wouldn't be able to understand her northern accent.  I think its more likely that chucked her off cause she's thick as shit.  Her best kind of contribution is "ah chick, you look greeeat, and sound greeaat".  Plus she is still married to a black man  :orly:
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Poor Cheryl Cole
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2011, 09:17:21 AM »
Just saw that on the front page ( :facepalm2: ) of the newspaper downstairs

I don'#t actually mind her accent. could be worse... could be scouse  :P

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Re: Poor Cheryl Cole
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 10:35:49 AM »
Yeah, or Manc  :orly:
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: Poor Cheryl Cole
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2011, 03:17:19 PM »
She is very pretty though.   :thumbup:

Yeah but probably not in best position to judge talent as she isn't the sharpest tool..

... but you know what? i like that accent,  too many people lose their accents just for
the camera, so fair play to her
blah blah blah

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Re: Poor Cheryl Cole
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2011, 04:15:35 PM »
She is very pretty though.   :thumbup:

Yeah but probably not in best position to judge talent as she isn't the sharpest tool..

... but you know what? i like that accent,  too many people lose their accents just for
the camera, so fair play to her

I used to think that, but she's dull as dishwater.  Only good for one thing  :viking:

And what talent does she have?  ???  she fucking mimes.

Nothing wrong with the accent, its just her.
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Poor Cheryl Cole
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2011, 06:34:43 PM »
she sometimes looks a bit orange and chavvy but apart from that she's kinda hot

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Re: Poor Cheryl Cole
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2011, 10:21:45 AM »
Personality not important for you then Soph  :orly:
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: Poor Cheryl Cole
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2011, 12:14:42 PM »
I love it when I here of celebrities , that is what she is right,  that I have never heard of :laugh:
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Re: Poor Cheryl Cole
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2011, 04:03:59 PM »
I love it when I here of celebrities , that is what she is right,  that I have never heard of :laugh:

Basically yes.  She's good for nothing, accept for  :booty:
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry: