Sticking my head back into this cesspool. What'd I miss?
OMG ELLE'S BACK!!
We got a n00b named milo. He's not a new n00b because he said he's been here in the past, but he didn't say who he was before. He only made a small few posts and seems to have already left. I blame Jack for directing him to a more informative discussion forum for his problems.
We've been invaded multiple times by Chinese bots, breaking all-time records for the numbers online. Odeon is still hard at work slaying them.
I've enlisted MOSW to be my karma bitch, but he's a lazy bitch and comes nowhere near to meeting my expectations. Any advice of motivational techniques I can use for him will be greatly appreciated.