The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Did someone contact Peter, or did we accidentally perform some kind of summoning ritual?
I hope he is OK.
Me too.
me three.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 21, 2014, 06:26:20 AMDid someone contact Peter, or did we accidentally perform some kind of summoning ritual?When you post "Peter" three times in this thread, he turns up. Quote from: odeon on March 18, 2014, 08:11:39 AMI hope he is OK.Quote from: hykeaswell on March 18, 2014, 08:15:13 AMMe too. Quote from: PMS Elle on March 19, 2014, 06:59:40 PMme three.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I'm back. Not only am I ok, but I also have a girlfriend, and she makes me very happy.
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 21, 2014, 06:26:20 AMDid someone contact Peter, or did we accidentally perform some kind of summoning ritual?Just a coincidence; I was telling Brenna last night about how I should introduce her to you guys, since I think she'd fit right in here and I wanted to show her off to everyone.
Me too