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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2011, 06:15:02 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2011, 07:13:16 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:

 We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp!  :hug:
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2011, 07:21:31 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:

 We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp!  :hug:

I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings.  :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2011, 07:26:13 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:

 We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp!  :hug:

I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings.  :zombiefuck:

 Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church?  :zoinks:
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2011, 07:51:55 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:

 We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp!  :hug:

I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings.  :zombiefuck:

 Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church?  :zoinks:

Not quite , I just have to be restrained from hotwiring a bulldozer  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2011, 07:55:41 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:

 We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp!  :hug:

I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings.  :zombiefuck:

 Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church?  :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333.  :hahaha:

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 07:57:13 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:

 We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp!  :hug:

I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings.  :zombiefuck:

 Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church?  :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333.  :hahaha:

 :lol:

Does that mean if I was 121212 I would be twice as evil as Damien?  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2011, 07:37:45 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:

 We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp!  :hug:

I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings.  :zombiefuck:

 Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church?  :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333.  :hahaha:

 :lol:

Does that mean if I was 121212 I would be twice as evil as Damien?  :zoinks:

666 x 2 = 1332, not 121212 :smarty: :zoinks:
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2011, 07:43:18 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:

 We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp!  :hug:

I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings.  :zombiefuck:

 Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church?  :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333.  :hahaha:

 :lol:

Does that mean if I was 121212 I would be twice as evil as Damien?  :zoinks:

666 x 2 = 1332, not 121212 :smarty: :zoinks:
That is why it took so long for Squids to make it into space. No more uplift for you Squid!

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2011, 07:57:46 PM »
Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:

A weeble godmother would be a better choice I think for some reason.  :lol:

 We can both be godparents, if not to this new baby then to some other wee imp!  :hug:

I'd be a terrible godparent , for one thing I hate christenings.  :zombiefuck:

 Do you freak out like Damien at the sight of the church?  :zoinks:
:indeed: He's at least a 333.  :hahaha:

 :lol:

Does that mean if I was 121212 I would be twice as evil as Damien?  :zoinks:

666 x 2 = 1332, not 121212 :smarty: :zoinks:
That is why it took so long for Squids to make it into space. No more uplift for you Squid!

I never was any good at maths.  :lol:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2011, 04:37:04 PM »
From the depths of my wife's vagina come even more photos.

Squiddy, you seem to be off the hook now.  Does anyone have the number for Skeletor?

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2011, 04:45:46 PM »
Cool.  :thumbup:

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2011, 04:49:15 PM »
From the depths of my wife's vagina come even more photos.

Squiddy, you seem to be off the hook now.  Does anyone have the number for Skeletor?

No offense , but that is one scary looking baby.  :zombiefuck:

And :rofl: at skeletor , I get the feeling you don't trust your wife very much.  :P
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2011, 05:29:27 PM »
That's a scary little alien baby.

Do you know the sex?