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midlifeaspie

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Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« on: May 23, 2011, 01:25:04 PM »
You tell everyone that you live on the other side of the Pacific Ocean from me, but now I know better.
You tell everyone that you are gay, but now I know better.

My wife and I just got back from having our first ultrasound, and I have been staring at the photo for more than an hour.  There is no other explanation that I can come up with.  My wife is having a squid.

Pictures do not lie.  Explain yourself!
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 01:32:05 PM »
Apologies , my brother has been very frisky as of late ,

here he is with his last victim:




I'll try to keep him under control in future.
(This puts a new meaning on "fish"  :zoinks:)
(Also is that seriously your ultrasound?)
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2011, 01:44:30 PM »
I dunno if I can believe you here Squiddy.  That's an octopus, and appears to my untrained eye to be stuffed.  You can't just use your porn collection to get out of this.  :police:

(Yes, that is one angle of his/her ultrasound from today.  The most squid-like, and best evidence of aqueous misbehavior.)

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2011, 02:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on May 23, 2011, 01:44:30 PM
I dunno if I can believe you here Squiddy.  That's an octopus, and appears to my untrained eye to be stuffed.  You can't just use your porn collection to get out of this.  :police:

(Yes, that is one angle of his/her ultrasound from today.  The most squid-like, and best evidence of aqueous misbehavior.)



You want my porn collection? Ok  :zoinks:

(And aww , how long till he's due?)
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

midlifeaspie

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2011, 02:30:57 PM »
Jan 5th.

You can't distract me with your pr0nz  :viking:
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2011, 02:39:51 PM »
Well, I did some more looking around and he/she looks like this right now: (so I guess you are off the hook)


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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2011, 02:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on May 23, 2011, 02:30:57 PM
Jan 5th.

You can't distract me with your pr0nz  :viking:

Cool.  :2thumbsup: (Dunno why I said he.. maybe I'm taking after that psychic octopus  :orly:)

Well I don't know how I can prove that I didn't fuck your wife...... other than the fact that most squids don't have a penis and I am one of them?  :dunno:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2011, 05:16:44 PM »
Cute embryo, Hubert.
Squid, that photo may be a she.
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2011, 05:25:15 PM »
Quote from: Squidette on May 23, 2011, 01:32:05 PM
Apologies , my brother has been very frisky as of late ,

here he is with his last victim:




I'll try to keep him under control in future.
(This puts a new meaning on "fish"  :zoinks:)
(Also is that seriously your ultrasound?)
:thumbdn: Please stop posting GA naked pics.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2011, 07:53:11 PM »
awww, that (first) picture just warms my heart. sorry to interrupt the flow of foolishness but I just want to say congrats on your new baby.
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2011, 09:59:14 PM »
Quote from: eris on May 23, 2011, 07:53:11 PM
awww, that (first) picture just warms my heart. sorry to interrupt the flow of foolishness but I just want to say congrats on your new baby.

Thank you Eris.  The foolishness was much funnier in my head  :hahaha:
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 07:46:40 AM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on May 23, 2011, 09:59:14 PM
Quote from: eris on May 23, 2011, 07:53:11 PM
awww, that (first) picture just warms my heart. sorry to interrupt the flow of foolishness but I just want to say congrats on your new baby.

Thank you Eris.  The foolishness was much funnier in my head  :hahaha:

I lol'd when I read it if it's any consolation.  :P
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 08:05:22 AM »
Very nice big fella.
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 09:46:18 AM »
Congratulations, mate.
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Re: Squiddy ... you have some 'splaining to do
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2011, 05:24:23 PM »
 Maybe Squiddy can be the godfather.  What better role model could you choose for your new squidling?  :laugh:
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