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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2011, 09:51:26 AM »
German Apple Strudel

Ingredients

1 Granny Smith apple - peeled, cored and coarsely shredded
3 Granny Smith apples - peeled, cored and sliced
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup golden raisins
1 sheet frozen puff pastry, thawed
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Place apples in a large bowl. Stir in brown sugar and golden raisins; set aside. Place puff pastry on baking sheet. Roll lightly with a rolling pin. Arrange apple filling down the middle of the pastry lengthwise. Fold the pastry lengthwise around the mixture. Seal edges of pastry by using a bit of water on your fingers, and rubbing the pastry edges together. Whisk egg and milk together, and brush onto top of pastry.
Bake in preheated oven for 35 to 40 minutes, or until golden brown.
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2011, 09:51:34 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 16, 2011, 09:49:46 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:

But I won't break down, you hear. I won't.

Be brave little soldier.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2011, 09:52:07 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 16, 2011, 09:49:46 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:

But I won't break down, you hear. I won't.

You can pm me if you need to.

I won't tell.
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2011, 09:52:29 AM »
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 16, 2011, 09:51:26 AM
German Apple Strudel

Ingredients

1 Granny Smith apple - peeled, cored and coarsely shredded
3 Granny Smith apples - peeled, cored and sliced
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup golden raisins
1 sheet frozen puff pastry, thawed
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Place apples in a large bowl. Stir in brown sugar and golden raisins; set aside. Place puff pastry on baking sheet. Roll lightly with a rolling pin. Arrange apple filling down the middle of the pastry lengthwise. Fold the pastry lengthwise around the mixture. Seal edges of pastry by using a bit of water on your fingers, and rubbing the pastry edges together. Whisk egg and milk together, and brush onto top of pastry.
Bake in preheated oven for 35 to 40 minutes, or until golden brown.

 :plus:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2011, 09:53:09 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 16, 2011, 09:51:34 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 16, 2011, 09:49:46 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:

But I won't break down, you hear. I won't.

Be brave little soldier.

:viking:

Besides, the voices are telling me that he comes in peace.
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #80 on: May 16, 2011, 09:55:41 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:53:09 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 16, 2011, 09:51:34 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 16, 2011, 09:49:46 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
This thread seriously worries me.

 :2thumbsup:

But I won't break down, you hear. I won't.

Be brave little soldier.

:viking:

Besides, the voices are telling me that he comes in peace.

...to be sent back in pieces....muhahaha. (My little voices rock)
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #81 on: May 16, 2011, 09:57:36 AM »
My voices tell me to ... correct him. ;D
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #82 on: May 16, 2011, 10:00:58 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 08:58:17 AM
Alright, enough joking around for me. I have now fully reached the dark side.

Thank you all for your cooperation with me. Now I can take a bit of a break from constant posting.

By the way, you're all cool and awesome and all this shit. Except for Penty and Kayleigh, that is.

Hope I didn't harm anyone in this thread. :P


*puts away jumper cables, car battery, bucket of water, axe, duct tape, ether soaked cloth, rope and chair and switches off the furance*

That's alright, no harm no foul. :green:
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #83 on: May 16, 2011, 10:05:23 AM »
lets see you daaance sucka you got nothing on me!

lets see you - - - daaance!
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #84 on: May 16, 2011, 10:07:20 AM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on May 16, 2011, 10:05:23 AM
lets see you daaance sucka you got nothing on me!

lets see you - - - daaance!

Trust me. You don't wanna see me dance. People pay me just to stop dancing.
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #85 on: May 16, 2011, 10:10:06 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 10:07:20 AM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on May 16, 2011, 10:05:23 AM
lets see you daaance sucka you got nothing on me!

lets see you - - - daaance!

Trust me. You don't wanna see me dance. People pay me just to stop dancing.
:lol: I don't dance either
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #86 on: May 16, 2011, 10:11:33 AM »
i danced ONE time
in my entire life
(during conscript service, but in a civilian setting (a nightclub) in civilian clothing)
drunk


i sortof naturally took on a sortof.. zulu warrior/hunter tribal thing
you know? like a hunchy position, hooga-chaka hooga-chaka!

and people actually moved away a little :]
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #87 on: May 16, 2011, 02:21:32 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 05:44:08 AM
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #88 on: May 16, 2011, 05:05:20 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 03:49:59 AM
You guys have ruined my life. Ever since I came here, I've stopped going out except to work (and even there, I go here more than I work), I've stopped playing video games, and stopped taking showers. I divorced my four wives, and I no longer have friends or girlfriends. Once a WP fan, now I'm a big addict to this forum. This forum makes me go high on cyber drugs, no thanks to yous.

This has been a very embarrassing journey for me. I want my time, my money and my energy back.

Thank you!
Careful what you do on the internet at work.
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #89 on: May 16, 2011, 09:48:00 PM »
Good advice. Thankfully, I'm in full control of the operating computers at work. So no worries. :2thumbsup:
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