Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:02:13 PMQuote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 06:56:51 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PM Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Where are these women?Just out of interest binty wasn't it, isn't she your type? Binty calls herself a pansexual.
Quote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 06:56:51 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PM Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Where are these women?Just out of interest binty wasn't it, isn't she your type?
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PM Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Where are these women?Just out of interest
Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis
Quote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:04:07 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:02:13 PMQuote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 06:56:51 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PM Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Where are these women?Just out of interest binty wasn't it, isn't she your type? Binty calls herself a pansexual.That's because she isn't funny enough to be a punsexual.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Sorry, it was just something that hit me.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
AUGH! MY... ONE WEAKNESS.. TOO....... MANY BAD PUNS... GETTING DARK *clutches chest*
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 07:36:53 PMQuote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:32:38 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:23:47 PMQuote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:13:48 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:05:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:00:13 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PMAs in girls, usually. Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual. Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave? I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock. It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).Neither do I. Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men. Me? If it bleeds it breeds Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner? Na personality is most important, sorry Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable I think "Na personality is most important" is simply missing some vital punctuation. I think he meant "Na (no), personality is most important." Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.
Quote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:32:38 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:23:47 PMQuote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:13:48 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:05:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:00:13 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PMAs in girls, usually. Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual. Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave? I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock. It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).Neither do I. Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men. Me? If it bleeds it breeds Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner? Na personality is most important, sorry Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable I think "Na personality is most important" is simply missing some vital punctuation. I think he meant "Na (no), personality is most important."
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:23:47 PMQuote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:13:48 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:05:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:00:13 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PMAs in girls, usually. Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual. Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave? I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock. It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).Neither do I. Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men. Me? If it bleeds it breeds Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner? Na personality is most important, sorry Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable
Quote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:13:48 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:05:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:00:13 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PMAs in girls, usually. Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual. Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave? I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock. It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).Neither do I. Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men. Me? If it bleeds it breeds Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner? Na personality is most important, sorry
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:05:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:00:13 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PMAs in girls, usually. Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual. Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave? I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock. It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).Neither do I. Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men. Me? If it bleeds it breeds Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?
Quote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:00:13 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PMAs in girls, usually. Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual. Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave? I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock. It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).Neither do I. Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men. Me? If it bleeds it breeds
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PMAs in girls, usually. Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual. Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave? I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock. It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).
As in girls, usually. Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual. Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet.
Quote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:42:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 07:36:53 PMQuote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:32:38 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:23:47 PMQuote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:13:48 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:05:48 PMQuote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:00:13 PMQuote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PMAs in girls, usually. Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual. Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave? I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock. It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).Neither do I. Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men. Me? If it bleeds it breeds Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner? Na personality is most important, sorry Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable I think "Na personality is most important" is simply missing some vital punctuation. I think he meant "Na (no), personality is most important." Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.I was teasing you too silly
Quote from: odeon on May 17, 2011, 08:05:52 AMIt's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.
