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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #45 on: May 16, 2011, 08:38:11 AM »
Thats like practical joke sized. Thats beyond the "way to go, dude" size.
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2011, 08:42:35 AM »
I thought it was hard when he pulled it out. It wasnt. It kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger

and I was like


uh, what are you going to do with THAT ! :O
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2011, 08:44:35 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 16, 2011, 08:42:35 AM
I thought it was hard when he pulled it out. It wasnt. It kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger

and I was like


uh, what are you going to do with THAT ! :O

Did he black out from lack of blood to the brain when it was hard?
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #48 on: May 16, 2011, 08:49:01 AM »
Quote from: parts on May 16, 2011, 08:44:35 AM
Quote from: eris on May 16, 2011, 08:42:35 AM
I thought it was hard when he pulled it out. It wasnt. It kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger

and I was like


uh, what are you going to do with THAT ! :O

Did he black out from lack of blood to the brain when it was hard?

lol.

thats probably why he wasnt too bright. All the blood was in the wrong head. :P
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2011, 08:55:43 AM »
:sick: :runaway:

Ew, medium sized knobs all the way! I wouldn't want something that monstrous tearing up my bits.
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2011, 08:57:42 AM »
under 6 and im bored

7 - 8 and im in love

anything bigger and OW
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2011, 09:02:09 AM »
I'm no where near as experienced so I don't know if I can really judge between sizes (I've not gone further than foreplay as of yet). But I don't really care that much about how big willies are, although little diddy efforts are funny to look that and monstrous ones look scary.
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« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2011, 09:03:50 AM »
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2011, 09:05:18 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 16, 2011, 08:57:42 AM
under 6 and im bored

7 - 8 and im in love

anything bigger and OW

Well that answers my question about you being a masochist.  :zoinks:


Quote from: eris on May 16, 2011, 09:03:50 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

I'm not actually bothered about size , big or small.
As long as he knows how to use it I have no objection :P
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2011, 09:06:27 AM »
In porn the real big ones just look awkward
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2011, 09:09:13 AM »
yeah, it really is about how they use it

I had a friend, some guy i met on craigslist back on october actually.

well he was pretty big, but fucking terrible at it

he wondered why all I wanted to do was go down on him

"cause you cant bang, honey, its boring"

lol, I dont even answer his emails anymore



masochist ? me ? naa. i mean I have certain switchy tendencies, but not too big on pain. I sure like "administering" cbt though
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2011, 09:11:52 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 16, 2011, 09:03:50 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

I was too much of a Spazz. By the time that I was in any kind of a peer group that discussed all the sex hang-ups (ie workmates)  I was not a virgin and confident enough and what I was like sexually not to give a shit about what others concerned themselves with in relation to this.
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2011, 09:13:15 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 16, 2011, 09:03:50 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

It sounds very similar to how women are all concerned about weight, and try to one up eachother on slimness. But men aren't as hung up about the flatness of their girlfriend's stomach muscles because they're attracted to their girlfriend anyway.
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2011, 09:44:25 AM »
Quote from: Enos on May 16, 2011, 09:13:15 AM
Quote from: eris on May 16, 2011, 09:03:50 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

It sounds very similar to how women are all concerned about weight, and try to one up eachother on slimness. But men aren't as hung up about the flatness of their girlfriend's stomach muscles because they're attracted to their girlfriend anyway.


Hell take it down to primal base tacks and men are into women because they are women and visa versa (generally speaking)
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2011, 09:49:33 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on May 16, 2011, 09:44:25 AM
Quote from: Enos on May 16, 2011, 09:13:15 AM
Quote from: eris on May 16, 2011, 09:03:50 AM
I think that men are more concerned with size than women are. As long as its not tiny we dont mind, and the really big ones ARE scary. I think it is more important to the guys ;)

It sounds very similar to how women are all concerned about weight, and try to one up eachother on slimness. But men aren't as hung up about the flatness of their girlfriend's stomach muscles because they're attracted to their girlfriend anyway.


Hell take it down to primal base tacks and men are into women because they are women and visa versa (generally speaking)

Pretty much.
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