Eurovision

["couldbecousin"]

lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   

[P7PSP]

I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.

I didn't know koalas hopped. 

["couldbecousin"]

I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.

I didn't know koalas hopped. 

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   

[P7PSP]

I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.

I didn't know koalas hopped. 

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   

renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas. 

[ZEGH8578]

my favorites, ireland, romania, moldova and georgia, in no particular order

and the biggest gimme-a-breaks:
sweden, finland and france

oh and poor azerbaidjan, next year their entire national budget will go to topping germanys show there will be famines! civil war!

["couldbecousin"]

I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.

I didn't know koalas hopped. 

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   

renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas. 

  That's pretty much what I used to think.  An online Aussie friend laughed his ass off at me!   

[ZEGH8578]

I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.

I didn't know koalas hopped. 

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   

renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas. 

  That's pretty much what I used to think.  An online Aussie friend laughed his ass off at me!   

on her first visit to norway, spanish grannie asked where the polar bears were. she was kinda anxious theyre scary!
"relaaaaaaaaaaaax............. "

[Calavera]

lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences.

["couldbecousin"]

lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences.

 Were you badly hurt then?  I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick!   

[Calavera]

lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences.

 Were you badly hurt then?  I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick!   

More than once. Seen my pictures lately? I have a deformed face at the moment to fit my deformed self all thanks to a bunch of angry kangaroos.

[P7PSP]

lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences.

 Were you badly hurt then?  I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick!   

More than once. Seen my pictures lately? I have a deformed face at the moment to fit my deformed self all thanks to a bunch of angry kangaroos.

I think you should get together an angry mob with pitchforks and torches (the burning kind, not flashlights) to go after the rampaging kangaroos.  Watch Young Frankenstein if you're not sure how it's done. 

[Calavera]

lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences.

 Were you badly hurt then?  I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick!   

More than once. Seen my pictures lately? I have a deformed face at the moment to fit my deformed self all thanks to a bunch of angry kangaroos.

I think you should get together an angry mob with pitchforks and torches (the burning kind, not flashlights) to go after the rampaging kangaroos.  Watch Young Frankenstein if you're not sure how it's done. 

This is exactly the type of political revolution that happens in the land of Oz. It's the people against ... the kangaroos.

[P7PSP]

  Blame the roos for the flooding in QLD. 

[Calavera]

That's a good one, mate.

[renaeden]

I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.

I didn't know koalas hopped. 

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   

renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas. 

  That's pretty much what I used to think.  An online Aussie friend laughed his ass off at me!   

No koalas don't hop.
They are slow moving though. All they eat is eucalyptus tree leaves. Nothing else. The only places I have seen koalas is the zoo and at wildlife parks.