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Quote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AMlol I would love to have kangaroos around hereYeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.
lol I would love to have kangaroos around here
I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.No koalas though.
Quote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AMI live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.No koalas though.I didn't know koalas hopped.
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 02:05:15 PMQuote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AMI live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.No koalas though.I didn't know koalas hopped. From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 02:19:04 PMQuote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 02:05:15 PMQuote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AMI live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.No koalas though.I didn't know koalas hopped. From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse! renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas.
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 05:16:23 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 02:19:04 PMQuote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 02:05:15 PMQuote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AMI live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.No koalas though.I didn't know koalas hopped. From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse! renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas. That's pretty much what I used to think. An online Aussie friend laughed his ass off at me!
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AMQuote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AMlol I would love to have kangaroos around hereYeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second. I've heard they can kick really hard, too!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AMQuote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AMlol I would love to have kangaroos around hereYeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second. I've heard they can kick really hard, too! Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences.
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 05:53:52 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AMQuote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AMlol I would love to have kangaroos around hereYeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second. I've heard they can kick really hard, too! Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences. Were you badly hurt then? I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick!
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 05:55:40 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 05:53:52 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AMQuote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AMlol I would love to have kangaroos around hereYeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second. I've heard they can kick really hard, too! Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences. Were you badly hurt then? I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick! More than once. Seen my pictures lately? I have a deformed face at the moment to fit my deformed self all thanks to a bunch of angry kangaroos.
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 06:05:47 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 05:55:40 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 05:53:52 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PMQuote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AMQuote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AMlol I would love to have kangaroos around hereYeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second. I've heard they can kick really hard, too! Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences. Were you badly hurt then? I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick! More than once. Seen my pictures lately? I have a deformed face at the moment to fit my deformed self all thanks to a bunch of angry kangaroos. I think you should get together an angry mob with pitchforks and torches (the burning kind, not flashlights) to go after the rampaging kangaroos. Watch Young Frankenstein if you're not sure how it's done.
