I bet you're the one who's been sending me viruses all this time!
No, you are getting those viruses from a pig.
You might have missed this in High School, but just because you are in a committed relationship doesn't mean you can stop using condoms. For instance, you don't know who else your little pigita has been having sex with, so every time you penetrate that pork-scented pussy you are actually having sex with every other pig and red-necked retard that she has ever had sex with. The bottom line is that it just isn't worth it, so be smart and protect yourself.
Oh, and I thought you left.