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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2011, 01:07:05 AM »
I would like to quote Mike Smith, the pilot of Challenger, 72.8 seconds into the flight:

Uhoh.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2011, 01:09:10 AM »
Appreciating "special people"  :litigious: :flames: :boxers: is  :viking:

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2011, 03:15:36 AM »
i think i gotta go the dentist that day
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2011, 09:29:37 AM »
I'm gonna take that Adderall pill I've been saving, a few Concerta's, lie back, and listen to some DOOM METAL!!!

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2011, 03:59:35 PM »
Will most likely forget, like usual.

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2011, 04:02:23 PM »
I'm gonna take that Adderall pill I've been saving, a few Concerta's, lie back, and listen to some DOOM METAL!!!

But we will never hear about it, because you will be gone by then.  Right?  Right Penty?  You're leaving, right?

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2011, 06:06:46 PM »
Therefore be patient, brethren, until the coming of the Lord. See how the farmer waits for the precious fruit of the earth, waiting patiently for it until it receives the early and latter rain. You also be patient. Establish your hearts, for the coming of the Lord is at hand.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2011, 06:08:51 PM »
Therefore be patient, brethren, until the coming of the Lord. See how the farmer waits for the precious fruit of the earth, waiting patiently for it until it receives the early and latter rain. You also be patient. Establish your hearts, for the coming of the Lord is at hand.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2011, 06:28:19 PM »
The Millerites went though this back in the 1800's a couple times people sold all their belongings and everything only to have the date come and go be recalculated and pass again.  They went on to become the base for the Seventh-day Adventist another wacky group.  You think people would have learned

Yup, and they cleverly changed the meaning of 1844, saying something changed in heaven then, as a preparation for the last day to come, adding that no one will know that final date but the Lord himself.

Don't know what the Jehova Witnesses thought up to cover it, they have their base in the Millerites too.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2011, 06:37:53 PM »
There's also some verses which are interpreted as meaning the chosen are to know the date, thus the verses about no one knowing are meant of everyone else.

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2011, 06:47:42 PM »
I have been informed by the Great Billboard God that  Judgement day is May 21 of this year.

I saw these on my trip to Florida but now there is one in my town.  People are apparently going nutty for this and really believe it.  Peoples gullibility  never ceases to amaze me.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html

I read this thread title, and wondered what the date would be this time.
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2011, 07:28:22 PM »


They have a youtube account as well.





Wow. Just wow.


I predict Kool-Aid stock rising on the 21st.

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2011, 08:22:37 PM »
So when the world ends on the 21st (or sometime in 2012, or whenever), is it gonna be the fall of the human race, or just civilization?  Are we gonna have that whole post-apocalyptic world war where it's every man for himself for a few centuries, or is everyone just gonna be dead all at once?
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2011, 08:24:34 PM »
So when the world ends on the 21st (or sometime in 2012, or whenever), is it gonna be the fall of the human race, or just civilization?  Are we gonna have that whole post-apocalyptic world war where it's every man for himself for a few centuries, or is everyone just gonna be dead all at once?

  I can't wait to find out!   :woohoo:
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2011, 08:26:29 PM »


So when the world ends on the 21st (or sometime in 2012, or whenever), is it gonna be the fall of the human race, or just civilization?  Are we gonna have that whole post-apocalyptic world war where it's every man for himself for a few centuries, or is everyone just gonna be dead all at once?


I thought the 2012 thing was the whole earth blowing up or something.