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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2011, 02:06:05 PM »
Ok  :-*

I guess it depends who you're dating, if you're the reciever its not important anyway  :zoinks:

Some girls obviously like as big as possible, and will date a black guy, hoping they have a subway- footlong  :orly:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2011, 02:07:36 PM »
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2011, 02:09:50 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 02:06:05 PM
Ok  :-*

I guess it depends who you're dating, if you're the reciever its not important anyway  :zoinks:

Some girls obviously like as big as possible, and will date a black guy, hoping they have a subway- footlong  :orly:

Well considering I'm gay , I'm thinking the smaller the better as I'm likely to be the receiver  :zoinks:

Quote from: Schleed on May 08, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2011, 02:11:01 PM »
But she should be complaining or moaning if its big  :autism:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2011, 02:12:00 PM »
Quote from: Jack on May 08, 2011, 02:09:33 PM
Thought all guys measured at some time or another. If I had one, I would so measure it.

You can measure mine  :zoinks:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2011, 02:16:00 PM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 02:12:00 PM
Quote from: Jack on May 08, 2011, 02:09:33 PM
Thought all guys measured at some time or another. If I had one, I would so measure it.

You can measure mine  :zoinks:
:laugh: Removed that post. Thought maybe butting in to guy talk and being ignored.
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2011, 02:23:32 PM »
It will always be there now   :P
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2011, 02:27:11 PM »
That's okay.
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2011, 02:48:27 PM »
lol
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2011, 09:14:35 PM »
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 01:39:29 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:


If I had a penis I would measure it everyday

I think it's going to take a girl to say it, but id say that 6 is about average
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2011, 09:34:56 PM »
Quote from: The Mizark on May 08, 2011, 01:34:33 PM
Quote from: Schleed on May 08, 2011, 11:16:01 AM
4 when erect is small.

The average is 4 when floppy.

My penis is like Godzilla rising out of the ocean. At first, there's nothing, but then, a giant green monster comes out and growls while pounding his chest! RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!! :orly:

Green? You should see a doctor. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2011, 10:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 02:09:50 PM
Quote from: Schleed on May 08, 2011, 02:07:36 PM
I measured out of curiosity. Turns out mine isn't that big. :zoinks:

Well we haven't heard Emma complain so all must be good  :lol:
If she does Shleed can put pepper under her nose. The sneeze will cause her to tighten around his possibly diminutive member.  :zoinks:  :viking:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2011, 03:59:46 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 08, 2011, 09:14:35 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 01:39:29 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:


If I had a penis I would measure it everyday

I think it's going to take a girl to say it, but id say that 6 is about average

Ah thanks for answering.
I'm honestly not that bothered about cock , I just see it as a tool , both sexual and practical wise.

I don't have the typical guy approach to my dick , no  :P
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2011, 09:51:02 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 08, 2011, 09:14:35 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 01:55:57 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 08, 2011, 01:39:29 PM
Squid yours probably isn't much bigger, thats wht you want it chopped off  :-*

Well I've never stated I want it chopped off so not sure how you came to that conclusion.

Besides , I've never actually measured it , it's not important to me, way to project your own self-conciousness though.  :LOL:


If I had a penis I would measure it everyday

I think it's going to take a girl to say it, but id say that 6 is about average

Do girls ever measure depth?  This seems like a double-standard here  :viking:
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Re: Pentagrams Penis
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2011, 10:03:10 AM »
have i ever stuck a yardstick up my vag ?


no :D but if i ever do, ill post the results
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